"Where are they going, Curtis?"

Why the ancient Lost Trucker Burial Grounds, of course! #Monsterdon

So we all agree the newlyweds' car hasn't turned on them because it's their third, right? #Monsterdon

So real quick, the appliance immediately to your left is the one that kills you. How do you die?

Me I get brained by a controller. #Monsterdon

...And the truck spontaneously bursts into flame. Okay sure, why not. #Monsterdon

So real quick, the appliance immediately to your left is the one that kills you. How do you die?

Me I get brained by a controller. #Monsterdon

"We can call the police-"

Chief it's gone a leeeeeettle beyond the boys in blue here. #Monsterdon

"Eat this."

Yes'm! #Monsterdon

WHO GAVE PAPA SMURF THE FUCKING ROCKET LAUNCHER??? #Monsterdon

He's fine, it's a head wound. Literally his least essential part. #Monsterdon

AND WE HAVE A TITLE DROP #Monsterdon

"If I put my arm around you, would you stick me with that thing?"

I mean, if that's what you're into, sure. #Monsterdon

...Flight of the Valkyries. Okay. Very serious directorial vision there, mister King. #Monsterdon

He's doing the quiet southern man menacing whisper. Pretty soon he'll start talking about throwing 'em to the crocodiles. #Monsterdon

I still don't know why Capitalist Pig is still alive, man bitching about money and control that much in a survival situation is sucking around for some friendly gunfire. #Monsterdon

Kid, tell me you are not going to try and Solid Snake this thing. #Monsterdon

eeeeeeeuck #Monsterdon

No problem? Use your head, boy, you're gonna fuck yourself to dehydration in less than forty-eight hours! #Monsterdon

Okay so there's no cars on the island. Are there walkmans? Lawnmowers? Electric knives? #Monsterdon

Is the Magic Comet Techno Juju triggered by anger towards tech? Every time someone yells at a piece of technology it blows up or turns off. #Monsterdon

...Why do the trucks need headlights? #Monsterdon