bro you can get a mitochondria from fucking anything they are basically free #monsterdon

i have analyzed this movie from a film theoretical lens #monsterdon #MonsterdonAnalysis #MonsterdonFilmSchool

the extremely effective yet rarely used military doctrine "just fire mercilessly in a line with your unlimited energy weapons except if they stick their sword into concrete at which point the RoE become kung fu only" #monsterdon

opportunity to evaluate the implications of humans breeding mutants as soldiers to fight godzilla with respect to what counts within the ethical scope of 'humanity': obliterated #monsterdon

where is the baby godzilla in all this! did they evolve for nothign! #monsterdon

15 minutes remaining, so that means we have time for 2 more final bosses, mothra involvement, a whole movie of orthogonal sideplot, and baby godzilla saving the day at the end #monsterdon

why is the goddamn secretary general of the UN involved in any of this #monsterdon

you motherfuckers are flying around in a literal Dr. robotnik drill ship of course the spirits of the earth are going to think it is evil #monsterdon

YES! adopt! me! daddy!!!!!! #monsterdon

the 4 ft tall kid is in no way hindering your shot at the 100 story godzilla!!! #monsterdon