Grapes were on sale when I went shopping today, so I bought some. And you know how it is with grapes. Sometimes they're sweet, sometimes tart, sometimes not much flavor at all.
THESE grapes!
Imagine taking concentrated grape juice and somehow magically turning it back into a crunchy-skinned grape.
They are the grapiest of grapes. They are the Platonic Ideal of a grape. They taste like the color purple.
Wow.