If I wanted an NPC to have so much meat on them, I would do a Tarot relationship/love spread (5 cards creating a cross + 4 on the side) and interpret it in the scope of the plot. More options and flexibility than a stiff d12
I’ll repeat, you’d think that a role play community would err on the side of fun.
Apparently fucking not
Apparently, they read the first part, make a snap judgment and ignore the rest, including the ending that makes it a coherent piece.