Wandering Adventure Party

I made the news today, oh boy.

#SkyNews AU—think Fox News, but with more clueless hosts—interviewed me on Tuesday. Shockingly, nothing I said was taken out of context. Though #RitaPanahi, of course, didn't play the correct clip from ‘24 when CK said “If I see a Black pilot, I’m going to be like, boy, I hope he’s qualified” on his podcast.

Oh, and at 8 years old, she was accepted by the Aussie government as a refugee. Nice. Pull the ladder up behind you, I guess?

I have seen the up-close, uncensored video.

DOA.

#uspol

Confirmed: Noted fascist and hate-monger Charlie Kirk has been shot.

Conservative activist Charlie Kirk assassinated at Utah university

Charlie Kirk, a conservative activist and close ally of President Donald Trump, has been shot and killed at a Utah college event in an act that the state’s governor called a “political assassination.”

AP News (apnews.com)

Expect a massively outsized response from the regime currently running the U.S.

I really want to be wrong, but this will likely escalate quickly.

#uspol

We’ve entered the stage of the #OU game where fans vacillate between pull out our hair or writing the team off as fucking bums for making stupid mistakes.

#cfb @cfb