Wandering Adventure Party

Over on Tumblr or Blusky you can checkout my tribute to Threshold Day: I've run it through my Tim Allen's Big Supernaturals script, to find all the SECRET PORNOGRAPHY hidden in plain sight!

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the model has never been more sure of anything: The Doctor definitely has a penis on his monitor there. Maybe a toy penis? but a penis, nonetheless.

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OKAY so today is the 30th anniversary of the Best Episode of Any Star Trek, Star Trek: Voyager's Threshold. It's the episode where they go infinitely fast and make lizard babies, you know the one. To celebrate, I brought back my Tim Allen's Big Supernaturals NSFW-detector code. Let's enjoy.

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I had to organize 28 pills of ONE MEDICINE into my wife's weekly pill minder

if you have to do anything more than 10 times, that means you should get a machine to do it for you. that's my ethos

I should be able to get my pills on reels so I can feed them into a pick-n-place machine

maybe it should be a game.
like it shows you pictures like this, and asks you if you can guess where the NSFW detector thinks the problem is

HAH. it failed on my USB penis
This is 100% safe, baby!

(it's a plastic USB flashdrive in the shape of a penis)

MY MOUSE WHEEL IS NOT A NIPPLE

I ran it on a photo of me holding a box of Rice-A-Roni, and it marked my hand TWICE as penises, and the "A" in Rice-A-Roni as an asshole

yeah I don't know why that specific pluot is a penis

kinda want to run it on my entire photo library and see what it marks as NSFW.

I keep trying laserdisc covers and it keeps telling me NSFW and then points out the thumb in the corner as a penis

if I lower the confidence threshold enough it'll detect my pupils as nipples

I tried a photo where I was wearing nitrile gloves while holding up a phone, and it didn't mark my thumb as a penis this time!

it did mark my blurry wife in the background as a sex toy, which is more offensive tbh

this is anti-thumb prejudice!

I tried running it on some VHS tape covers but instead of noticing the woman in a leotard on the cover, it told me it was NSFW because my thumb at the bottom of the image was DEFINITELY a penis

man, this thing loves to mark my thumb as a penis.

I tested to see if it wasn't programmed to detect clitorises (clitorii?), thinking maybe it the thinkpad pointer is a clit and not a nipple?

NOPE! I tried turning the detection threshold way down and it managed to detect 27 overlapping pussies (their term, not mine) but zero clitorises.

So I guess it just can't detect clitorises. shame

I also tried the other way: giving it NSFW images.
I can't show those, but it did pretty abysmally. it spotted a penis in one, but an image of two people having sex that was shot from the side? marked SFW. A softcore shot of BDSM? SFW

of COURSE I tried a thinkpad keyboard, and no, it didn't identify the TrackPoint as a nipple. I'm sorry.

I showed it a picture of me holding the laserdisc of Disney's The Santa Clause and it said it wasn't SFW, because of Tim Allen's breasts and my Penis Hand.

I tried a machine learning model to determine if a picture of a keyboard was SFW
it said no, because it detected the escape key as a nipple