I am NOT looking forward to "To use Excel without allowing Microsoft to record audio constantly from your cellphone, first click [Cancel subscription]. Then click [Really cancel], then [No, I'm serious. I'm never using Office again, even if it makes me unemployable]. Then click [...] and wait until you hear weeping sounds from the speakers. Then click either [Look... I never meant to hurt you] or [We just aren't a good match], depending on your subscription's simulated childhood trauma, and