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Give it up, ladies and gentlemen, for The Vampirettes
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A histogram showing posts per minute on Sunday, 26 Oct 2025. Each bar represents one minute.
The event was 90.8 minutes long. There were 2314 posts during the event with an average of 25.49 posts per minute.
The busiest moment was at 71:00 from the start with 41 posts in that minute. The quietest moment was at 77:00 from the start with 12 posts in that minute. The yellow line is a 15-minute moving average.

The word cloud for Sunday, 26 Oct 2025. Words are larger the more frequently they appeared in posts.
There were 6951 unique words posted, and the wordcloud shows the 200 most frequent.
Top 10 most frequent words were:
thehowling1981: 321, werewolf: 209, werewolves: 99, think: 74, time: 60, wolf: 55, back: 54, gonna: 54, howling: 54, really: 50,
These words were excluded from the word cloud:
movie, movies, film, films, watch, now, one, guy, got, going, wrongfrogs, monsterdondoublefeature, good, well, thehowling, see, know, monsterdon, and the hashtag monsterdon.

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I mean, I've heard some violin players that made me want to strangle them. But I never did it.
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Thanks to my hardware store. New insult unlocked.

This is fantastic. Volkswagen Italy has the very logical Instagram handle of @volkswagenitalia.

This is a slightly cleaner instance of the Scunthorpe problem.

Ah, Bluesky, my sweet summer child.

You're going to enforce your "rules against harassment and toxic content". And then you'll discover that it's the same set of people doing the toxic shit. And those toxic people are connected to really powerful people from a specific political party.

And suddenly you'll be getting calls from really wealthy fascists asking why you're enforcing this liberal bias by squashing conservative speech...

It's so predictable I can't even. There is no neutral position. If you clamp down on all the hate speech and toxic shit, you will clamp down disproportionately on a specific demographic who will throw a (potentially violent) temper tantrum.

The thing is, Bluesky is fundamentally capitalist. They need money and all the money is with the fascists these days. If they clamp down on toxic fascists, they will clamp down on wealthy fascists and their money will dry up. This won't last.

Bluesky says it’s getting more aggressive about moderation and enforcement | TechCrunch

It sounds like Bluesky is getting serious about giving some users the boot, with the company saying it will be doing more to “enforce our moderation policies to better cultivate a space for healthy conversations.”

TechCrunch (techcrunch.com)

#uspol #trump #bluesky

Gerald "please no" Mohr

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It's not like any water on Earth. You couldn't do dishes with it. At least not dishes as we know them.

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The most fucking off into the sea of all fuckings off into the sea.

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The realtor was right. Putting a white woman on a plinth in the bay window really increases the curb appeal.

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Handy guide to alien emotions.
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And here's the scene from minute 13:00 it probably will cause your eyes to roll. It definitely caused her eyes to roll. I've CW'ed the movie because this scene is kinda...grisly.
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Here are the graphs!

A histogram showing posts per minute on Sunday, 31 Aug 2025. Each bar represents one minute.
The event was 165.7 minutes long. There were 3226 posts during the event with an average of 19.47 posts per minute.
The busiest moment was at 13:00 from the start with 57 posts in that minute. The quietest moment was at 113:00 from the start with 0 posts in that minute. The yellow line is a 15-minute moving average.

The word cloud for Sunday, 31 Aug 2025. Words are larger the more frequently they appeared in posts.
There were 8375 unique words posted, and the wordcloud shows the 200 most frequent.
Top 10 most frequent words were:
bear: 887, grizzly1976: 573, bears: 115, people: 96, helicopter: 92, think: 84, park: 82, really: 81, time: 80, ranger: 79,
These words were excluded from the word cloud:
movie, movies, film, films, watch, now, one, guy, got, going, wrongfrogs, thing, much, grizzly, wronggrizzly, monsterdondoublefeature, grizzly2, and the hashtag monsterdon.

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The "Beardel Test": Two named, male characters, talking about anything other than a "goddamned bear."
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So if you’re a fan of #Jaws and you like #boardgames I recommend this jaws board game. It’s actually really neat to play. I enjoy it and it isn’t cheesy.

You’re basically 2 teams. 1 person is the shark, and the others are all playing the people on the island (Hooper, Quint, Brody). There are 2 phases. In the first phase the shark is trying to eat swimmers off the beach. The people are trying to run around the island getting swimmers off the beach and dropping barrels to find the shark.

How many swimmers the shark eats in phase 1 before it is found determines how much strength it has in phase 2 and how many weapons the people have in phase 2.

In phase 2 you’re on the boat. And the shark is destroying bits of the boat and trying to get people into the water to eat them. The people are trying to get weapons and shoot and kill the shark.

You can guess how we determine the winning side. ️
#jaws50th #jaws50

If you are a fan of #Jaws or #Spielberg, this is the 50th anniversary of an amazing film. Defined an entire genre and sparked dozens of copycats. “It’s ’Jaws’ but an octopus.” Or “It’s ‘Jaws’ but slugs.”

Going to a local theatre tonight to see it on the big screen.

@CactuarJoe I thought Godzilla was sometimes the good guy. Is it always that they want to kill him? I thought he saved Japan from some of these monsters in the past. I was confused that they were happy to see him die.
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Please charge the owl.
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Geez. This monster needs a CPAP machine. #monsterdon

Summary of #monsterdon generated at Mon 2 Jun 2025 11:34 EDT.

• We looked at 3411 toots posted between Sun 1 Jun 2025 20:00 EDT and Mon 2 Jun 2025 00:02 EDT by 129 different participants across 76 different servers. mastodon.social contributed the most toots at 477
• Most toots were from 'Cactuar Joe' (CactuarJoe@retro.pizza) who posted 129

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