Wandering Adventure Party

Hey Everybody, it’s Me, God

I think uhhh

I think something maybe messed up this morning

Ran a commit last night and uh

I dunno

Universe maybe booted up weird or something so

Just gonna shut it off and on real quick, you might notice a blip or somethin, idk, should be good hopefully

K love ya oh and Mom says hi

*beep boop* please deposit your kindest gentlest memes into the digital space below:

@CactuarJoe oh god i annoy my doctors and dentists because i refuse to move once i’m scheduled. NO DAMMIT we have an AGREEMENT

@CactuarJoe oh god oh god oh god *casting furiously*

@CactuarJoe u got it pal

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@viktorTheBoar @CactuarJoe or Garfield Go, which… happened

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@CactuarJoe Huh. I dreamed that Sam gave me a pine needle, and I held it between my nose and lips like a mustache. Yours is way better

@CactuarJoe That’s-a lotta salt!! 🤌

@CactuarJoe (throws salt over your shoulder)

@CactuarJoe Damn bruh did you crack open a cursed fortune cookie? Cross any black cats lately? Or break a mirror?

No joke—this morning, while on my commute, I ended up behind a local plumbers’ van with their phone number emblazoned on the back: ([Area code redacted]) 867-5309

@CactuarJoe “if it’s not from japan it’s just sparkling rpg”

tempting