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My #DnD #Pokemon #MagicItem of the Day, with a fusion of #Dragonair, Husain #Braviary, #Gallade, and #Gyarados for #sword #cane to grab people's attention!Come vote for future items on my Patreon#DnD5E #MagicItems #DnDHomebrew #Art #RPG #RPGArt #TabletopGaming #FantasyArt #HomebrewMagic #PokemonArt #DnDArt #DungeonsAndDragons #TTRPG #MagicItemDesign #Illustration #GameDesign #RolePlayingGames #FantasyGaming #GameMaster #HomebrewContent #FantasyWorld #FantasyIllustration #PokemonFanArt

@CatsWhoCode pointed me to https://www.globaleaks.org as software to run https://epsteinli.st/ It comes with a Tor site by default, that's super nice!http://3zleeyyed5fwyowav6pjr2z3sb4732orz5cajuarnfvjphmnwzofceqd.onion/

AI Chatbot That Only Responds ‘Huh’ Valued At $200 BillionPALO ALTO, CA—Hailing the new product as a “game changer” in the development of large language models, Silicon Valley insiders confirmed Tuesday that an AI chatbot that only responds “huh” had been valued at $200 billion. “The new HmmAI chatbot is like nothing we’ve seen before, able to answer ‘huh’ to text and image-based inputs with […]The post A…#theonionhttps://theonion.com/ai-chatbot-that-only-responds-huh-valued-at-200-billion/

‘It’s My Hand’: Muppets Puppeteer On How He Brings Kermit To LifeThe post ‘It’s My Hand’: Muppets Puppeteer On How He Brings Kermit To Life appeared first on The Onion.#theonionhttps://theonion.com/its-my-hand-muppets-puppeteer-on-how-he-brings-kermit-to-life/

Kylie Jenner Photographed Wearing Amulet Containing Imprisoned Timothée ChalametLOS ANGELES—Sparking rumors about the pair’s relationship as she stepped out with the new piece of eye-catching jewelry, media personality Kylie Jenner was photographed Friday wearing an amulet that reportedly contained an imprisoned Timothée Chalamet. “It’s official—Timothée’s soul has been sealed insi…#theonionhttps://theonion.com/kylie-jenner-photographed-wearing-amulet-containing-imprisoned-timothee-chalamet/

3-Year-Old Willing To Die For BlueyBATON ROUGE, LA—Revealing that he was prepared to become a martyr for the popular cartoon dog from Australia, local 3-year-old Owen Fulks announced this week that he was more than willing to die for Bluey. “It would be the greatest honor to lay down my life for Bluey,” said Fulks, pledging his eternal allegiance to the […]The post 3-Year-Old Willing To Die For Bluey appeared first on The On…#theonionhttps://theonion.com/3-year-old-willing-to-die-for-bluey/

Margo McQueenOh! Margo McQueen, 63, died. You knew that, right? Like, eight months ago. There was a memorial. Your father went. Said her sister’s really gone off the deep end with the Botox.The post Margo McQueen appeared first on The Onion.#theonionhttps://theonion.com/margo-mcqueen/

Biggest Revelations From The Epstein FilesIn compliance with the Epstein Files Transparency Act, the Justice Department has released more than 3 million documents related to the late child sex offender’s prosecution. The Onion shares the biggest revelations.  Jeffrey Epstein signed all his emails “The Infamous Pedophile Jeff” Digital cameras always have that nostalgic feel Little Saint James gets kind of […]The post B…#theonionhttps://theonion.com/biggest-revelations-from-the-epstein-files/

A Roof With All The PointsThis three-bedroom home on a tree-lined street has a roof with all the pointy parts you’d hope to have in a roof. No level surface up here! It’s all slopes and slants that lead to various points. Reference #64300The post A Roof With All The Points appeared first on The Onion.#theonionhttps://theonion.com/a-roof-with-all-the-points/

What do you call a couple of time traveling birds?A pair o ducks!!#dadJokes

Twelve Realms #TTRPG launching in April!Read the Rascal article and then give it a follow if you like what you read!https://www.rascal.news/twelve-realms-launching-in-april/

#DnD advice: Tailor your combats to your players' playstyles. If my group is any indication, the vast majority of combat encounters should be sass-offs.

25 Years Ago: Monster Compendium Monsters of Faerûn was released. This 3e accessory features over 140 creatures unique to the Realms. It is also one of our Featured Sources.#dnd #TBThursday #tbthttps://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/Monster_Compendium:_Monsters_of_Faer%C3%BBn

Looking at old pictures of Minerva and my phone's demands that I identify people in my pictures created the perfect reaction image.#cats #catsofmastodon

Manifesting a MH3U/4U collection in the Nintendo Direct today (it's not gonna happen)#Gaming #MonsterHunter

Alright, Min dosed up and dropped off at the vet. Godspeed, young lady.

New #dnd / #rpg post from Pelgrane Press Ltd:View from the Pelgrane’s Nest: Roses are Red Editionhttps://pelgranepress.com/2026/02/05/view-from-the-pelgranes-nest-roses-are-red-edition/

Have some pic of what I'm drawing for fun now~. #drachenmagier #fantasy #traditionalArt #tradiitonalMedia #MastoArt

It only hit 28C today, and it didn’t even feel warm after the 40C+ days. I was so tired today after work that I even settled for what I thought was a soup (I do not have Italian heritage nor have I visited Italy, so I apologise ahead of time for any terms I use incorrectly). Anyway, it was one pot, and that’s exactly what I wanted. Turned out amazing. I had to tweak the recipe because I didn’t have a bunch of the ingredients, but I’d 100% make this again. Threw some pastrami in for protein and flavour. Onions, potatoes, tomatoes, vegetable stock, pastrami, cannelini beans, kidney beans, pepper, and sugar to balance the acidity. Eaten with Irish soda bread on the side. Saw life exit Irish partner when I dipped it in to olive oil and balsamic vinegar. And then I tried the soup (?) with olive oil drizzled on top, and it was 🤌 The risoni thickened it up quite a bit, but I thoroughly enjoyed this meal. Felt pretty healthy, and I didn’t feel sluggish afterwards. No butter, just olive oil. My GP would be pleased. Sorry for the super close up. I had to keep cropping the photo until it was small enough to upload.