Today, I learned that my dog, who’s 60 pounds of pure muscle, is deathly afraid of this:
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@chgowiz @Tim_Eagon Truly terrifying creatures crafted from pure spite.
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@Tim_Eagon I'm much bigger than your dog and also scared of that
@bedirthan I get blasé when I see them wandering through the neighborhood every day.
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@Tim_Eagon Descendants of dinosaurs should not be underestimated.
@cheddar_goblin There are so many sandhill cranes around here nowadays. If you get close, they just wander in the opposite direction.
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@Tim_Eagon I mean he probably should be! Cranes do not mess around.
@Sadsquatch That crane was across the street, but my dog acted like it was in her face!
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@Tim_Eagon Hell, I'm over 200 and I'd be nervous...
@chgowiz Sandhill cranes wander through my neighborhood every day. You get used to them.
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@Tim_Eagon I nearly got kicked off a horse once on account of a goose. 100% plausible
@unixjunk1e Now geese, I don't fuck with!
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@chgowiz @Tim_Eagon Same. As soon as that thing stops staring at me, I bolt.
@SJohnRoss @chgowiz I've had turkeys, swans, and geese charge me, but never a sandhill crane. They're pretty used to people now.
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He's a smart dog. Those birds can be evil.
@crcollins The sandhills in my neighborhood (and there are a lot of them) are pretty used to humans.
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@SJohnRoss @chgowiz I've had turkeys, swans, and geese charge me, but never a sandhill crane. They're pretty used to people now.
@Tim_Eagon @chgowiz Oh yeah, turkeys can be almost as crazy as they are brainless. I've had a few dicey run-ins with turkeys.
I've never faced swan aggression. I will add this to the list of things that terrify me.
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@Tim_Eagon @chgowiz Oh yeah, turkeys can be almost as crazy as they are brainless. I've had a few dicey run-ins with turkeys.
I've never faced swan aggression. I will add this to the list of things that terrify me.
@SJohnRoss @chgowiz Swans are just bigger, prettier geese.
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@SJohnRoss @chgowiz Swans are just bigger, prettier geese.
@Tim_Eagon @chgowiz Snobby geese. They'll hate you AND look down on you for your taste in shoes.
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@Tim_Eagon @chgowiz Snobby geese. They'll hate you AND look down on you for your taste in shoes.
@SJohnRoss @chgowiz That would explain the hissing.
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@Tim_Eagon @chgowiz Oh yeah, turkeys can be almost as crazy as they are brainless. I've had a few dicey run-ins with turkeys.
I've never faced swan aggression. I will add this to the list of things that terrify me.
@SJohnRoss @Tim_Eagon I'm OK with turkeys. I just try to get them to follow me into the garage and then... :draws forefinger across neck:
