Don’t threaten me with a good time Satya
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Don’t threaten me with a good time Satya
@bert_hubert That is a bit like saying that it will stop raining if water won’t fall from the sky any more.
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Don’t threaten me with a good time Satya
@bert_hubert @mayintoronto "my company's new products will not make us much money unless you give me lots of money" YAH BUD THATS CAPITALISM (according to you)! He's literally like "please don't kill my net worth, it's all i have :(((("
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Don’t threaten me with a good time Satya
"Microsoft cheif Satya Nadella warns AI bubble could pop like a toy balloon landing in a cage full of hedgehogs if more suckers don't step up and start giving us money."
There. Fixed it for you.
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@mark_f_lynch @bert_hubert I tried finding a gif where there's a tardigrade playing a violin, but gave up midway.
@capeta @mark_f_lynch @bert_hubert I have a still... If there's an animated version, I hope to see it!
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Don’t threaten me with a good time Satya
@bert_hubert Local meth dealers warn that overdose deaths could falter without wider adoption.
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Don’t threaten me with a good time Satya
@bert_hubert "AI boom"? Is that like a "Sonic Bubble"?
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Don’t threaten me with a good time Satya
@bert_hubert Mile high bonfire of banknotes could go out if more banknotes aren't added.
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@bert_hubert Why doesn't Satya Nadella just ask Microsoft's AI how to increase AI's adoption?
@Corb_The_Lesser @bert_hubert Maybe he has.
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Don’t threaten me with a good time Satya
oh well
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Don’t threaten me with a good time Satya
@bert_hubert Reminder: his new name is sloppy joe
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Don’t threaten me with a good time Satya
@bert_hubert what's Slopya, the virtual narotics dealer said now?
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Don’t threaten me with a good time Satya
Oooh, bring it on!
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Don’t threaten me with a good time Satya
Satya says "Wait -- put on the handcuffs and blinders!"
" We put a trillion dollars into #AI to control you and fire you! "
"But _I_ will be hurt in the economic collapse the AI bubble bursting causes! ME! "
#AI #billionaire #BillionaireTools #saddles #bits #blinders #reins #spurs #bridle
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Don’t threaten me with a good time Satya
@bert_hubert Let me that for you.
”Almost everyone except Microsoft’s Satya Nadella hopes machine slop boom will soon falter since it’s horrifically resource intensive, and it solves no problems anyone actually has.”
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Don’t threaten me with a good time Satya
@bert_hubert A person on the cleaning team would probably be terminated on the spot for volunteerung a remark of such epic stupidity. Inequality is not just about salary, but even more about what you can get away with...
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Don’t threaten me with a good time Satya
@bert_hubert@eupolicy.social
"Somebody please buy our (literal) shit? Pleeeeeeeeeease? We've set for to soooo much money and have so much more sliding down other chutes into the fire-pits." -
Don’t threaten me with a good time Satya
@bert_hubert I'd be whooping all the way!
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@bert_hubert @mayintoronto "my company's new products will not make us much money unless you give me lots of money" YAH BUD THATS CAPITALISM (according to you)! He's literally like "please don't kill my net worth, it's all i have :(((("
@aapis @bert_hubert @mayintoronto “Stop trying to make fetch happen, Gretchen!”
“The Fetch boom may falter if adoption doesn’t increase.” -
Don’t threaten me with a good time Satya
@bert_hubert @cstross “but how are we gonna make money if people don’t buy our shit!”. Man, if that’s CEO stuff, I bet I could do it too…
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Don’t threaten me with a good time Satya
Me looking at RAM and storage prices: "I don't see the problem, Satya."
