FOLLOW MY ORDERS

BY MY BEEFY CHIN #Monsterdon

Everyone in this movie owned an iMac and thought the Macarena was amazing. #Monsterdon

Couldn't have a moment where explosions weren't happening, could you movie? #Monsterdon

The motorcycles are a *metaphor* you see #Monsterdon

Gay sex is *so complicated* good lord... #Monsterdon

Hm. Nope, you totally lost me, I have no idea where these two are in relation to each other now. #Monsterdon

C'mon, do the Akira slide, you know you want to. #Monsterdon

The cinematic equivalent of a six year old on three bowls of Sugar Frosted Cocoa Bombs at 6am. #Monsterdon

Oh yeah, Godzilla's kid is in this one. I forgot. #Monsterdon

"I think I'll call him Milla!"

He'll star in multiple Resident Evil movies and a weird Joan of Arc thing! #Monsterdon

"Why didn't you kill me!"

Well, I can't say, it's only 2004. #Monsterdon

"I was on the Gotengo. I shot that missile."

I spent thirty seconds curling my lip at the camera like an enraged ape. #Monsterdon

Yes, First Officer Exposition, that's what I intend. #Monsterdon

AND WE HAVE A TITLE DROP good work everyone #Monsterdon

This soundtrack really is too much. I need to fight a Final Fantasy boss to this. #Monsterdon

Did we just slip into a different movie? #Monsterdon

Eeey, nice spittake, well done #Monsterdon

Gargan is greeting them with fireworks, how nice! #Monsterdon

Welp, so much for the cappucino guy. #Monsterdon

G-man like, I *just got up* and there's this kusarigama fucker and you know what? I'm not having it today. #Monsterdon