Gay sex is *so complicated* good lord... #Monsterdon

Hm. Nope, you totally lost me, I have no idea where these two are in relation to each other now. #Monsterdon

C'mon, do the Akira slide, you know you want to. #Monsterdon

The cinematic equivalent of a six year old on three bowls of Sugar Frosted Cocoa Bombs at 6am. #Monsterdon

Oh yeah, Godzilla's kid is in this one. I forgot. #Monsterdon

"I think I'll call him Milla!"

He'll star in multiple Resident Evil movies and a weird Joan of Arc thing! #Monsterdon

"Why didn't you kill me!"

Well, I can't say, it's only 2004. #Monsterdon

"I was on the Gotengo. I shot that missile."

I spent thirty seconds curling my lip at the camera like an enraged ape. #Monsterdon

Yes, First Officer Exposition, that's what I intend. #Monsterdon

AND WE HAVE A TITLE DROP good work everyone #Monsterdon

This soundtrack really is too much. I need to fight a Final Fantasy boss to this. #Monsterdon

Did we just slip into a different movie? #Monsterdon

Eeey, nice spittake, well done #Monsterdon

Gargan is greeting them with fireworks, how nice! #Monsterdon

Welp, so much for the cappucino guy. #Monsterdon

G-man like, I *just got up* and there's this kusarigama fucker and you know what? I'm not having it today. #Monsterdon

This movie is what plays in an 8-year-old's head when he gets extra mozzarella sticks. #Monsterdon

...You know how busy this movie is? How impossible to follow this movie is?

I KEEP FORGETTING MINILLA IS IN IT

#Monsterdon

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this soundtrack I seriously cannot fucking take it

#Monsterdon

People forget Godzilla spent three years as a pro-wrestler in Seattle before going pro ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#Monsterdon