"I was on the Gotengo. I shot that missile."

I spent thirty seconds curling my lip at the camera like an enraged ape. #Monsterdon

Yes, First Officer Exposition, that's what I intend. #Monsterdon

AND WE HAVE A TITLE DROP good work everyone #Monsterdon

This soundtrack really is too much. I need to fight a Final Fantasy boss to this. #Monsterdon

Did we just slip into a different movie? #Monsterdon

Eeey, nice spittake, well done #Monsterdon

Gargan is greeting them with fireworks, how nice! #Monsterdon

Welp, so much for the cappucino guy. #Monsterdon

G-man like, I *just got up* and there's this kusarigama fucker and you know what? I'm not having it today. #Monsterdon

This movie is what plays in an 8-year-old's head when he gets extra mozzarella sticks. #Monsterdon

...You know how busy this movie is? How impossible to follow this movie is?

I KEEP FORGETTING MINILLA IS IN IT

#Monsterdon

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this soundtrack I seriously cannot fucking take it

#Monsterdon

People forget Godzilla spent three years as a pro-wrestler in Seattle before going pro ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#Monsterdon

"But why is Godzilla destroying the city?"

It's his deal, man. That's what he does. #Monsterdon

That's... Not at *all* what happened old man. #Monsterdon

"What was the point of it all?"

Well, you got that red leather jacket. That's nifty. #Monsterdon

"It's my mission."

I'm a flat character, this is an action movie and doesn't give two shits about motivations or character development. C'mon, it's about time for another explosion. #Monsterdon

You think we'll get a rocket-powered drop kick out of Godzilla this time? #Monsterdon

Aaaand it's a line drive, just foul, good souvenir for some fan... #Monsterdon

Love the shot of Godzilla in front of Fuji. Like, Fuck Yeah Japan. #Monsterdon