Welp, so much for the cappucino guy. #Monsterdon

G-man like, I *just got up* and there's this kusarigama fucker and you know what? I'm not having it today. #Monsterdon

This movie is what plays in an 8-year-old's head when he gets extra mozzarella sticks. #Monsterdon

...You know how busy this movie is? How impossible to follow this movie is?

I KEEP FORGETTING MINILLA IS IN IT

#Monsterdon

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this soundtrack I seriously cannot fucking take it

#Monsterdon

People forget Godzilla spent three years as a pro-wrestler in Seattle before going pro ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#Monsterdon

"But why is Godzilla destroying the city?"

It's his deal, man. That's what he does. #Monsterdon

That's... Not at *all* what happened old man. #Monsterdon

"What was the point of it all?"

Well, you got that red leather jacket. That's nifty. #Monsterdon

"It's my mission."

I'm a flat character, this is an action movie and doesn't give two shits about motivations or character development. C'mon, it's about time for another explosion. #Monsterdon

You think we'll get a rocket-powered drop kick out of Godzilla this time? #Monsterdon

Aaaand it's a line drive, just foul, good souvenir for some fan... #Monsterdon

Love the shot of Godzilla in front of Fuji. Like, Fuck Yeah Japan. #Monsterdon

I have never seen a film so deadly earnest be so *absolutely hilarious.* #Monsterdon

"There's a way to destroy the Xillian ship, a small thermal exhaust port below the main.." #Monsterdon

Kirby Superstar did it better. #Monsterdon

Mothra you're kinda late. #Monsterdon

Alien leader just lost the same boss fight for the tenth time, he's running out of quarters. #Monsterdon

How come the captain speaks with the same cadence as Rowsdower? #Monsterdon

Yes, thank you, we understand the concept of livestock. #Monsterdon