MONSTERDON - Dracula, Prisoner of Frankenstein
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My husband: What is it tonight?
Me: Dracula, Prisoner of Frankenstein
My husband: <makes terrible groan noise> OH GEEZ
Me: THAT IS THE CORRECT NOISE
They can all just sit up straight like that because once you're dead you get amazing abs
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They can all just sit up straight like that because once you're dead you get amazing abs
Omg! She has lines! GUESS WE KNOW WHO SLEPT WITH THE DIRECTOR
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Omg! She has lines! GUESS WE KNOW WHO SLEPT WITH THE DIRECTOR
Okay they already USED that coffin opening shot, look we have literally no dialogue, so we know when you're reusing coffins and horse butts, what do you take us for
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Okay they already USED that coffin opening shot, look we have literally no dialogue, so we know when you're reusing coffins and horse butts, what do you take us for
They all sleep with their eyes open so I guess death gives you great abs AND alleviates dry eyes
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They all sleep with their eyes open so I guess death gives you great abs AND alleviates dry eyes
Count Rugen: I've just sucked one year of your life away
Vampires: HA HA SUCKER! I WAS ALREADY DEAD!
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Count Rugen: I've just sucked one year of your life away
Vampires: HA HA SUCKER! I WAS ALREADY DEAD!
Take literally any first aid class and you'll see that whoever makes arm slings in movies has the worst technique ever
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Take literally any first aid class and you'll see that whoever makes arm slings in movies has the worst technique ever
Angry woman: That man has unleashed the soul of our ancient enemy
Man: Look you didn't tell me WHICH hobby to get, I think the fault is clear here
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Angry woman: That man has unleashed the soul of our ancient enemy
Man: Look you didn't tell me WHICH hobby to get, I think the fault is clear here
We have about 17 minutes left, I believe in us
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We have about 17 minutes left, I believe in us
Well we know he likes sloppily kissing things so I think vampirism might turn out to be his jam
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Well we know he likes sloppily kissing things so I think vampirism might turn out to be his jam
This movie has nice textiles
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This movie has nice textiles
Ooooooo, she has pretty flecks of hazel in her blue eyes, that's neat
(literally nothing else is happening that's all I have to look at)
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Ooooooo, she has pretty flecks of hazel in her blue eyes, that's neat
(literally nothing else is happening that's all I have to look at)
Okay pretty sure he's actually wearing the plastic fake vampire teeth we all had as a kid
Like we can't all recognize that treasured childhood memory
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Okay pretty sure he's actually wearing the plastic fake vampire teeth we all had as a kid
Like we can't all recognize that treasured childhood memory
This reminds me I want to make a cape
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This reminds me I want to make a cape
Everyone's leaving to update their Linked In
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