Okay they already USED that coffin opening shot, look we have literally no dialogue, so we know when you're reusing coffins and horse butts, what do you take us for

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They all sleep with their eyes open so I guess death gives you great abs AND alleviates dry eyes

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Count Rugen: I've just sucked one year of your life away

Vampires: HA HA SUCKER! I WAS ALREADY DEAD!

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Take literally any first aid class and you'll see that whoever makes arm slings in movies has the worst technique ever

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Angry woman: That man has unleashed the soul of our ancient enemy

Man: Look you didn't tell me WHICH hobby to get, I think the fault is clear here

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We have about 17 minutes left, I believe in us

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Well we know he likes sloppily kissing things so I think vampirism might turn out to be his jam

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This movie has nice textiles

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Ooooooo, she has pretty flecks of hazel in her blue eyes, that's neat

(literally nothing else is happening that's all I have to look at)

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Okay pretty sure he's actually wearing the plastic fake vampire teeth we all had as a kid

Like we can't all recognize that treasured childhood memory

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This reminds me I want to make a cape

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