Tonight in #DaggerHeart: Our GM forgets the grumpy old priest who hired us as his, interface with the party and instead relies on the adorable skeleton instead #TTRPG
Tonight in #DaggerHeart: Rogue: "Look, the Assassin's Handbook only gives instructions on what to do if the skeleton runs over and attacks you, not if it politely waves you over" #TTRPG
Tonight in #DaggerHeart:Wizard: "... true, there is nothing wrong with killing that which has no life."Rogue: "Maybe we'll find the sword of a thousand truths..."GM: "Wrong game, wrong genre, wrong everything!"#TTRPG
Tonight in #DaggerHeart: We learn that the real reason you shouldn't throw glass bottles into the river is because the snakes will get ahold of them and become goddamn terrifying! #TTRPG
Tonight in #DaggerHeart:Priest: "I have come here to spread the faith of my god to this community; they are unruly"Rogue: "Is your god or the community unruly?"Priest: "Yes"#TTRPG
Tonight in #DaggerHeart:Ranger: *gives the rat some cheese*Rat: "Thank you, I'll never forget this"*5 minutes later**Rat has no object permanence*#TTRPG