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  • L lembot_0004@discuss.online

    Free() can destroy the world. Believe me. I know. I am a C programmer.

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    hddsx@lemmy.ca
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    #7

    This is why I free nothing and only malloc().

    #WhoNeedsMemoryManagement

    #JustDownloadMoreRAM

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    • H hddsx@lemmy.ca

      This is why I free nothing and only malloc().

      #WhoNeedsMemoryManagement

      #JustDownloadMoreRAM

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      lembot_0004@discuss.online
      wrote on last edited by
      #8

      You’re sick with Java-Python Syndrome. The only cure is C++. But you’re too old to master C++ before you segfault. Muahahahahaha!

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        MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown
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        #9

        Turn beer into moonshine!

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          mydarkesttimeline01@ani.social
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          #10

          I cast destroy water on the fluid lining of his brain.

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          • A aurenkin@sh.itjust.works

            If I cut someone do they count as an open container?

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            DreamButt
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            #11

            If someone opens their mouth do they count as an open container?

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            • G gladaed@feddit.org

              “free” shit costs a spell slot, you know?

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              DreamButt
              wrote on last edited by
              #12

              Shut up and getting castin’ wizard. These biscuits ain’t gonna season themselves

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              • mydarkesttimeline01@ani.socialM mydarkesttimeline01@ani.social

                I cast destroy water on the fluid lining of his brain.

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                Stamets
                wrote on last edited by
                #13

                That would fall under the first part of this meme. You cannot see the fluid lining of his brain unless it is exposed in which case I feel like there’s a far easier method of murder.

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                • L lembot_0004@discuss.online

                  You’re sick with Java-Python Syndrome. The only cure is C++. But you’re too old to master C++ before you segfault. Muahahahahaha!

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                  hddsx@lemmy.ca
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #14

                  You know, my biggest gripe with python isnt abstracted memory management. My biggest grip is duck typing

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                  • DreamButtT DreamButt

                    If someone opens their mouth do they count as an open container?

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                    tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de
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                    #15

                    Nope, people are tubes, not containers

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                    • StametsS Stamets

                      That would fall under the first part of this meme. You cannot see the fluid lining of his brain unless it is exposed in which case I feel like there’s a far easier method of murder.

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                      mydarkesttimeline01@ani.social
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #16

                      It wouldn’t be (instantaneous) murder though.

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                      • T tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de

                        Nope, people are tubes, not containers

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                        DreamButt
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #17

                        That explains why water falls straight through

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                        • H hddsx@lemmy.ca

                          You know, my biggest gripe with python isnt abstracted memory management. My biggest grip is duck typing

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                          lembot_0004@discuss.online
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #18

                          duck typing

                          Script languages are very nice for writing pre-100-lines long listings. Where you can keep all types in your head. Consider Python uber-bash. Unsuitable for anything else, though.

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                          • StametsS Stamets

                            That would fall under the first part of this meme. You cannot see the fluid lining of his brain unless it is exposed in which case I feel like there’s a far easier method of murder.

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                            gaspar@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #19

                            You cannot see the fluid lining of his brain unless it is exposed

                            I would like to submit, as a counterpoint, the Ring of X-Ray Vision from the 2014 5e basic ruleset.

                            Soooo… Destroy Water, please, Mr. DM.

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                            • gaspar@lemmy.dbzer0.comG gaspar@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                              You cannot see the fluid lining of his brain unless it is exposed

                              I would like to submit, as a counterpoint, the Ring of X-Ray Vision from the 2014 5e basic ruleset.

                              Soooo… Destroy Water, please, Mr. DM.

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                              Stamets
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                              #20

                              Once again, this still falls within the first part of the meme as it violates the spells wording of “open container”. If you’re using X-Ray vision to see the brain then the brain is within a closed container.

                              Soooo… No, Mr. Player

                              ❤

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                              • T tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de

                                Nope, people are tubes, not containers

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                                atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #21

                                90s Tube Squeezy Toy

                                Yeah, people are like these tubes specifically.

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                                • H hddsx@lemmy.ca

                                  You know, my biggest gripe with python isnt abstracted memory management. My biggest grip is duck typing

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                                  Troy
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                                  #22

                                  Duck typing is my favourite. Pry it from my cold dead (object that appears to be hands, and probably is, but maybe isn’t).

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                                  • A atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works

                                    90s Tube Squeezy Toy

                                    Yeah, people are like these tubes specifically.

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                                    derpenheim@lemmy.zip
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                                    Just as fuckable, too

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                                    • D derpenheim@lemmy.zip

                                      Just as fuckable, too

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                                      kibiz0r@midwest.social
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                                      • H hddsx@lemmy.ca

                                        You know, my biggest gripe with python isnt abstracted memory management. My biggest grip is duck typing

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                                        exu
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                                        #25

                                        At least it’s strongly typed as well unlike JavaScript.

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                                          phase@lemmy.8th.world
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                                          Salt? Wait… sea warer can also contain so much more like magnesium. A perfect component for… explosive… with water…

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