Ha ha, I love how Edgy this script is. Doesn't make any damn sense but people sure do cuss every ten seconds! #Monsterdon

"Is this your idea of a joke? I'm Leslie Nielson, I do the jokes." #Monsterdon

"You ain't got the authority to declare happy birthday! Not in this town!"

I CRAP bigger than you! #Monsterdon

Meanwhile, in Leslie Nielson's personal toilet... #Monsterdon

Is this another one of those movies that were filmed in Italian then dubbed into English and subtitled back into Italian? #Monsterdon

My-name-is-mike-brady-and-i-am-the-county-health-inspector-i-talk-like-a-robot #Monsterdon

They finish signing and a slug bursts out of the pen. #Monsterdon

Mister Phillips is screwed. #Monsterdon

...So he walked into the bathroom and laid down on the floor so the slugs could eat him? #Monsterdon

"It could blow up the whole town? Let's DO IT!" #Monsterdon

"What halloween party?"

The one that happens at the climax of the movie! Y'know the one where dozens of teens die horribly! #Monsterdon

Everybody in this film eats slug salads for dinner. #Monsterdon

Whoops, well, there's a big ol' death flag for sewer guy. #Monsterdon

JUST DIE ALREADY #Monsterdon

"LIttle bit o' blue, some yellow, add some bitters, shaken not stirred..." #Monsterdon

...For some reason that yellow suit makes him look like Seinfeld. #Monsterdon

You know what would spice this film up? Trash. This movie needs a zombie punk chick. #Monsterdon

...Was this trip really necessary? #Monsterdon

"One more thing; I need you to kill us with arsenic. It'll end the film ten minutes early." #Monsterdon

Oh good, an attempted rape scene, I was wondering what this film was missing. -_-; #Monsterdon