Chief if I were going into the sewers I'd be fully suited up, too. Stop bitching at everyone, Brady Dad. #Monsterdon

"And what exactly do YOU do, hm?"

I stand here showing immense levels of personal restraint around open manholes, ma'am. #Monsterdon

I've got five bucks says she drops the dog down the sewers. It feels like that kind of film. #Monsterdon

Huh, teens that actually look like teens. A rarity. #Monsterdon

And now the soundtrack's doing the burger jingle from Critters 2. #Monsterdon

ATTACK OF THE MULLETS (1988) #Monsterdon

"I don't care what they are!"

THEN WHY DID YOU ASK

IS ANYONE IN THIS MOVIE NOT A SHITHEAD? #Monsterdon

LETTUCE (1988) #Monsterdon

And once again we have a horror movie where people aren't killed by the titular animals, but rather by comical misadventure tangentally related to those animals.

COMMON HOUSEHOLD ACCIDENTS (1988)

#Monsterdon

Oh, an explosion! Thanks, movie! Thank you! Whew, imagine if that scene had kept going. Wow, what a mercy. #Monsterdon

And now, more weirdly horny main characters. #Monsterdon

"They were nice people!"

They were in THIS movie, they were not nice people. #Monsterdon

HA HA HA SLUG FANGS #Monsterdon

"Hey yourself!"

And other hot pickup lines from Bob Saget. #Monsterdon

...Why'd she take her shirt off? #Monsterdon

Lettuce, cabbage, toy cars, talcum powder... #Monsterdon

"Why do you ask?"

Well I know I rushed here to ask you questions, but for some reason I'm not going to ask them right now and instead I'm going to end the scene so that we can move on to another SUPER GROADY sex scene. #Monsterdon

"I can't risk losing you."

That's the slug's job. #Monsterdon

This film never really finishes a scene, it just gets bored and starts a new one. #Monsterdon

Is *anyone* in this movie NOT fucking tonight? #Monsterdon