Pretty lame murder plot for a hypnotist. That really the best he could think up? #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe scrolling past and see “more coffee,”

don't mind if i do, #monsterdon, don't mind if i do.

"Another injection, nurse. She's not quite Amy Winehouse yet." #Monsterdon

"get me a room at the Hilton."

Oh, HE'S meeting Vorelli now.

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This entire film is a sedative.

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"Are you a ventriloquist cop? You have to tell me if you're a ventriloquist cop."

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God, they even UNWRAP A DUMMY slowly.

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"Your mind... to my mind... Your thoughts... To my thoughts..."

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Okay, I can think of *several million* better things to do with soul transposition than becoming a vaudeville act, wtf

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"I have absolute control over the souls of men! I don't make scale, tho." #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Ventrilocop II coming to a theatre soon
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@LuluHelle And the spinoff, Ventrilocop vs. Mimecop #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe theatres have queues around the clock for that already!

@LuluHelle @CactuarJoe they tried to spinoff a TV show but it just wasn't the same

@LuluHelle @CactuarJoe

Ventrilocop is a loose cannon who doesn't play by the rules! But he's always ready to share a gottle of geer with the goys in glue!

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@CactuarJoe @xerozohar it didn't have the same uncoordinated lip sync so lost its charm. Damn executives!
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I'm thinking of putting a man's soul in a refrigerator. HUGO. HUGO, I AM YOUR MASTER. HUGO, TELL ME IF THE MAYONNAISE IS STILL GOOD, HUGO. WHAT ABOUT THE LUNCHMEAT, HUGO.

#Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe @klu9 don't ask him about his mother though. He's a bit splintery on that subject.

@CactuarJoe You're just describing those AI-enabled refrigerators

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@diazona But with a human touch! #Monsterdon