"Oh man, I had two drinks and I wake up in a city MILES away... Last time I go to a satyr party -_-;" #Monsterdon

Kitty! I knew this was a great movie. #Monsterdon

"You see, after I was born, my mother and I-"

"I know all about it! Shut up with the exposition!" #Monsterdon

"It was my mother's last wish that I restore her home."

Yeah, mom asks me to take the trash out a lot too. #Monsterdon

That's his sword?

...Well, size isn't everything. #Monsterdon

A cuttlefish?

Dream of the thunder god's wife :x #Monsterdon

Yeah, see you can tell Perseus is a nepo baby because he gets all the 5-star equipment on his first roll -_- #Monsterdon

Yeah, that sword slices through solid molded styrofoam #Monsterdon

Zeus fading in and out, bad sound, can't really see him... Old people *never* understand how to use Zoom -_-; #Monsterdon

"The gods are truly remarkable."

Actually they've been kinda dicks so far. #Monsterdon

A Llamasu! And one for you #Monsterdon

Yeah, first day in Ankh-Morpork is always a little confusing. You get used to the smell. #Monsterdon

"These are strange times, my friend."

Yeah yeah, thanks Gandalf. #Monsterdon

Dude had quite an extensive dialogue tree. #Monsterdon

Perseus, I know you're Zeus's kid but NORMAL PEOPLE do NOT just waltz into lady's bedrooms #Monsterdon

Oh hey, it's the Giant Claw! I'm so glad he got work after the first movie. #Monsterdon

I could watch this vulture all day #Monsterdon

It's nice Perseus has his own Obi Wan here. I think more heroes should be guided by elder gay playwrights. #Monsterdon

TRI-STAR!!! #Monsterdon

Hm. Okay, so the helmet turns Perseus's clothes invisible, but not the rope. Maybe because it was handed to him after he put the helmet on? Pers, try rebooting your helmet, see what happens. #Monsterdon