Folks there now remains less than an hour until #MONSTERDON the weekly monster movie watch party!
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Oh no, Coleman Francis! They've wandered into The Beast of Yucca Flats!
She turns around like OH GOD I FORGOT
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She turns around like OH GOD I FORGOT
Our protagonist needs to put a shirt on. *Real* bad.
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Our protagonist needs to put a shirt on. *Real* bad.
Moooom, why don't you want to stay at home with meeeee, your whiny and unlovable protagonist soooon?
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Moooom, why don't you want to stay at home with meeeee, your whiny and unlovable protagonist soooon?
Oh thank god, he does own a shirt.
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Oh thank god, he does own a shirt.
Klinger, what are you doing in a cop car?
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Klinger, what are you doing in a cop car?
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One day the funny part will stop.
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One day the funny part will stop.
This film's a bit like I Accuse My Parents in that it desperately wants you to see the main character as a decent kid who is put upon by his circumstances, but actually *shows us* an obnoxious loser who mostly creates his own problems.
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This film's a bit like I Accuse My Parents in that it desperately wants you to see the main character as a decent kid who is put upon by his circumstances, but actually *shows us* an obnoxious loser who mostly creates his own problems.
"I am the NRA."
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"I am the NRA."
This was before Pew-Pew was invented. You had to get by with Pow!, which lets face it kind of sucks.
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This was before Pew-Pew was invented. You had to get by with Pow!, which lets face it kind of sucks.
So this is DorkassLoserton, huh?
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So this is DorkassLoserton, huh?
See, the problem here is that this scene -- indeed, EVERY scene in this movie! -- would be vastly improved by claymation turtlefolk.
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See, the problem here is that this scene -- indeed, EVERY scene in this movie! -- would be vastly improved by claymation turtlefolk.
MORE ordinary!? Is that *possible*???
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MORE ordinary!? Is that *possible*???
...So does he actually TALK to his girlfriend at some point?
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...So does he actually TALK to his girlfriend at some point?
MEANWHILE IN A VASTLY MORE INTERESTING MOVIE
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MEANWHILE IN A VASTLY MORE INTERESTING MOVIE
Hail, Denise.
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Hail, Denise.
"Hey dipshits, you forgot the weapon of mass destruction. Head back to the loser planet and pick it up, what do I even pay you people for?"
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"Hey dipshits, you forgot the weapon of mass destruction. Head back to the loser planet and pick it up, what do I even pay you people for?"
He's posing for an easy listening album cover. AND the 8-track!
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He's posing for an easy listening album cover. AND the 8-track!
...was that the opening bars to Walk Like an Egyptian?
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...was that the opening bars to Walk Like an Egyptian?
Good GOD look at the sunburns at this party! At this rate its a race between the skin cancer and the lung cancer
