That's the best slap you've got, girl? Put some English on it! Get a windup for chrissakes, you're slapping the least likeable man in a KING plot! #Monsterdon

KILLDOZER! Wow, this is an all-star mechanical cast! #Monsterdon

Is that a... Rail hand cart with a machine gun on it? #Monsterdon

FINALLY the capitalist pig bites it! God, that took way too long. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe cart-kun saves us

"You killed my boss!"

You're welcome. #Monsterdon

...Honey, that thing's empty. #Monsterdon

Okay apparently it's not. For some reason? #Monsterdon

Oh great, R2D2. #Monsterdon

So between here and wherever they're going the trucks have a line of gas stations with enslaved trucks top jockeys? #Monsterdon

ASK NOT FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS

IT TOLLS FOR DIXIE #Monsterdon

Truck, or angry cat at feeding time? #Monsterdon

He gets delusional and writes sci fi premises. #Monsterdon

I still don't understand how the guns aren't sentient at this stage. #Monsterdon

...JESUS is coming? Or, like, Truck Jesus? #Monsterdon

Actually given the donkey thing, I think Truck Jesus would probably be a Ford Focus with a bad muffler. #Monsterdon

...Was your dad killed by a hamburger speaker? #Monsterdon

Ignominious end to the best monster they had, quite frankly. The ice cream truck was way more menacing than the green goblin truck. #Monsterdon

Yeah, they had to bring the green goblin back just to blow it up, I guess. Kinda lame, it wasn't even the main villain. The platform truck got more kills. #Monsterdon

WHAT THE FU--

That text postscript makes no sense.

The NUCLEAR SATELLITE didn't go rogue? The nuclear satellite FROM THE GODDAMN USSR didn't go rogue!? Those things go rogue WITHOUT aliens! #Monsterdon