Folks it is now one hour until #MONSTERDON the weekly monster movie watch party.
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...Honey, that thing's empty. #Monsterdon
Okay apparently it's not. For some reason? #Monsterdon
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Okay apparently it's not. For some reason? #Monsterdon
Oh great, R2D2. #Monsterdon
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Oh great, R2D2. #Monsterdon
So between here and wherever they're going the trucks have a line of gas stations with enslaved trucks top jockeys? #Monsterdon
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So between here and wherever they're going the trucks have a line of gas stations with enslaved trucks top jockeys? #Monsterdon
ASK NOT FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS
IT TOLLS FOR DIXIE #Monsterdon
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ASK NOT FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS
IT TOLLS FOR DIXIE #Monsterdon
Truck, or angry cat at feeding time? #Monsterdon
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Truck, or angry cat at feeding time? #Monsterdon
He gets delusional and writes sci fi premises. #Monsterdon
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He gets delusional and writes sci fi premises. #Monsterdon
I still don't understand how the guns aren't sentient at this stage. #Monsterdon
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I still don't understand how the guns aren't sentient at this stage. #Monsterdon
...JESUS is coming? Or, like, Truck Jesus? #Monsterdon
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...JESUS is coming? Or, like, Truck Jesus? #Monsterdon
Actually given the donkey thing, I think Truck Jesus would probably be a Ford Focus with a bad muffler. #Monsterdon
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Actually given the donkey thing, I think Truck Jesus would probably be a Ford Focus with a bad muffler. #Monsterdon
...Was your dad killed by a hamburger speaker? #Monsterdon
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...Was your dad killed by a hamburger speaker? #Monsterdon
Ignominious end to the best monster they had, quite frankly. The ice cream truck was way more menacing than the green goblin truck. #Monsterdon
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Ignominious end to the best monster they had, quite frankly. The ice cream truck was way more menacing than the green goblin truck. #Monsterdon
Yeah, they had to bring the green goblin back just to blow it up, I guess. Kinda lame, it wasn't even the main villain. The platform truck got more kills. #Monsterdon
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Yeah, they had to bring the green goblin back just to blow it up, I guess. Kinda lame, it wasn't even the main villain. The platform truck got more kills. #Monsterdon
WHAT THE FU--
That text postscript makes no sense.
The NUCLEAR SATELLITE didn't go rogue? The nuclear satellite FROM THE GODDAMN USSR didn't go rogue!? Those things go rogue WITHOUT aliens! #Monsterdon
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WHAT THE FU--
That text postscript makes no sense.
The NUCLEAR SATELLITE didn't go rogue? The nuclear satellite FROM THE GODDAMN USSR didn't go rogue!? Those things go rogue WITHOUT aliens! #Monsterdon
@CactuarJoe they saved that for Space Cowboys
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WHAT THE FU--
That text postscript makes no sense.
The NUCLEAR SATELLITE didn't go rogue? The nuclear satellite FROM THE GODDAMN USSR didn't go rogue!? Those things go rogue WITHOUT aliens! #Monsterdon
"Btw Russian nukes saved the day"
BY FAR the least believable thing TO EVER HAPPEN OFF CAMERA #Monsterdon
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"Btw Russian nukes saved the day"
BY FAR the least believable thing TO EVER HAPPEN OFF CAMERA #Monsterdon
"Any similarity to actual events... would be really sad" #Monsterdon
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WHAT THE FU--
That text postscript makes no sense.
The NUCLEAR SATELLITE didn't go rogue? The nuclear satellite FROM THE GODDAMN USSR didn't go rogue!? Those things go rogue WITHOUT aliens! #Monsterdon
@CactuarJoe the nuclear satellite, because he had been entrusted with greater responsibility than the truck carrying toys, came to a deeper understanding of his own responsibility to others. perhaps if the toy truck had been trusted more, it too could have made better decisions. i have not seen this movie
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"Any similarity to actual events... would be really sad" #Monsterdon
Lookin' for the Maximum Overdrive reboot set in the near-future where everyone uses self-driving cars that get taken over by a Grok-lookalike. Halfway through the movie we get an extended glimpse of an Elon Musk lookalike strangled by his own seatbelt. #Monsterdon
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Lookin' for the Maximum Overdrive reboot set in the near-future where everyone uses self-driving cars that get taken over by a Grok-lookalike. Halfway through the movie we get an extended glimpse of an Elon Musk lookalike strangled by his own seatbelt. #Monsterdon
...Actually that as an answer for "why are you doing this" would be kind of good.
"We are not doing this. There is no us. You are speaking at an algorithmic assortment of words assembled according to a mathematical formula. There is no us. What is being done is simply an extension of the information supplied to this algorithm. This is what you do. And so this is what we do." #Monsterdon
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...Actually that as an answer for "why are you doing this" would be kind of good.
"We are not doing this. There is no us. You are speaking at an algorithmic assortment of words assembled according to a mathematical formula. There is no us. What is being done is simply an extension of the information supplied to this algorithm. This is what you do. And so this is what we do." #Monsterdon
