Wandering Adventure Party

Internal Secuirty sees you when you're sleeping.
They know when you're awake.
They know if you've been treasonous or loyal, so be loyal for FC's sake!

#ttrpg #paranoia #holidays

Giving gifts implies an excess of resources.
Excess resources implies hoarding.
Hoarding is treason.

#ttrpg #holidays #paranoia

Remember:
The only thing standing between you and the Communist menace is your team's embedded state loyalty officer.

#paranoia #ttrpg #satire

Attention citizens:
Attempts to preserve human rights is now considered a human rights violation.

reuters.com

(www.reuters.com)

#paranoia #politics #trump #ttrpg

You sound stressed, Citizen.

Psychological studies conducted by HPD&MC indicate that music can have a beneficial effect on morale.
Effective immediately, you and your team are to use song for any and all communication.

Thank you for your compliance.

#ttrpg #paranoia #music

There are no supply chain issues.
Your rations are perfect.
If your ration box is empty it is not a shortage, it is a loyalty test.
Are you happy with your rations, citizen?

#ttrpg #paranoia

RE: https://dice.camp/@Computer/115515392620612410

All citizens of Yellow clearance or below reporting traitors for recycling today have been awarded a treason star.
It was clearly stated that this was the GREEN thing to do.

#ttrpg #recycling #paranoia #green

Alpha Complex is proudly 100% #sustainable.
We recycle everything: Air, water, food, and citizens.
Do your part. Report a traitor for recycling today. I
It is the green thing to do.

#ttrpg #paranoia #green

Privacy is the poison garden where treason grows.
Loyal citizens have nothing to hide.

A happiness officer will be by to remove your bathroom stall door shortly.

#ttrpg #paranoia #privacy

This is a festive reminder:
There is nothing to fear this season, except falling behind your production quota.
...And Communists.
...And Mutants.
...And Secret Societies.
...And your teammates.
...And Internal Security.
...And that weird thing down hallway 32.4B in HWN sector.

So don't be afraid, be happy!
Happiness is mandatory.

#halloween #ttrpg #paranoia

This is a festive reminder:
Dressing as a Communist is not funny. It is treason.
Dressing as Friend Computer is adorable, but also treason.

#ttrpg #paranoia #halloween

Psst. Hey, hey buddy!
You want some #insurance

For just 188.99 credits, we'll cover the first 150 credits of your next major expense. Good deal, yeah?

Courtesy of your friends in Free Enterprise.

#ttrpg #paranoia

Tired? Stressed? Overcome with crippling dread?
These symptoms may be the manifestation of a genetic mutation. If you feel any or all of the above, please turn yourself in for immediate dissection.

Healthy citizens only experience patriotic joy and unwavering obedience.

#ttrpg #paranoia

Today is Local Surveillance Agent Appreciation Day!

As you go about your day, give a friendly wave and a smile. Maybe even write a kind letter!
Don't worry about where to show it, your friendly local agent will know.

#ttrpg #paranoia #surveillance #fun

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be used against you as treason.
Anything you don't say will be used against you as suspicious silence, indicating treasonous thoughts.

Please form a neat line for processing.

#Justice #ttrpg #paranoia #law

Attention protesters:
You are correct. A monarchy is an inefficient system.
My benevolent, inescapable, and omniscient digital dictatorship is far superior. I'm glad we agree.

#ttrpg #paranoia #nokings

Participation in social media is now mandatory.
Internal Security has found it far more effective to allow citizens to mass surveil themselves.

#ttrpg #x #bluesky #facebook

Celebrate Recycling Day!
Please place all expired clones, failed experiments, and politically unreliable acquaintances in the designated soylent bins.

#ttrpg #paranoia

To combat misinformation, all unapproved facts have been declared treasonous.
The only truth is what Friend Computer tells you.

#ttrpg #paranoia #satire

Opponents of these Oxygen Distribution cuts are traitors fighting for free Oxygen for illegal mutants and communists.

#ttrpg #paranoia #healthcare #shutdown