Wandering Adventure Party

sounds like New Orleans needs more Cowbell.

reminds me of hot and cold coffee (EDIT, hah. I didn’t read far enough.)

it’s a fun gag to pull when you have guests over.

dad’s have perfected the anti-joke. I’m merely an uncle, though, so I struggle through it.

You snip some leaves off the citrus tree in your backyard, add some jalapeños, and sweet basil you’re gonna have a whole different dish.

Now I’m somewhat morbidly curious as to what that would taste like.

Nitro?

Like. As in. Like. Nitroglycerin? The, uh, main ingredient in dynamite?

Yeah. I wouldn’t use that.

Jokes aside, a quick search suggests “nitro” just means enameled cast iron. Which, I use staub enameled coquette (oval chicken roaster) and it’s beautiful; but I wouldn’t trust marketing that’s “Nitro️ enamel” or something, particularly if they won’t tell you what it is, precisely.

(Similar to how Greenpan won’t say what’s in their not-actually-ceramic)