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Mike Gomez

Mike Gomez, 50, died Friday after learning that even a saltwater crocodile can be pushed too far.
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Fox News Sends Trump Quarterly Tithe Of 3 Blond Anchors

WASHINGTON—Saying the sumptuous gift should slake the administration’s thirst for the next few months, Fox News sent President Donald Trump its quarterly tithe of three blond anchors, White House sources confirmed Friday. “We have traveled south to the White House steps to present you with these three Kayleighs,” said Fox Corporation CEO Lachlan Murdoc…
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