That’s exactly what I needed, thanks. +1 sanity points. Edit: holy shit, knowyourmeme has more intel than the CIA.

Braham’s loud ass nervous laugh screaming Praise Joko will live in my head forever.

So, yes. I’m well aware of the limitation that the quality of the item cannot exceed the quality of the materials themselves. So in that case you wouldn’t be able to make a normal set. But. I’d be hard pressed to not give it to them in some fashion. The plate but with an extra disadvantage. I like to reward creativity and I never see anyone use the fabricate spell.

You try to read the wall of text, but it’s written in a handwriting you have a lot of trouble deciphering. You believe that it says that the pandemic caused people to stutter and that a bard was able to cure that stuttering by singing a spell of “Silence”. And that the bard eats goblins all day.

I had a portable talking version of battleship (Battleship Command) as a kid and it has these little planes. If I remember correctly, I think they allowed you to “see” a little bit of the opponents board and you placed them on top of your own ships? Also the sound effects in that version were great, almost all done by human voice. The ship sinking sound was hilarious “glub glub glub” Edit: in fact, this picture definitely looks like it’s from Battleship Command!

Ever since I switched from text to voice I feel like my characters lost some of their… Verbosity. But last night I bon-mot-ed a minotaur (as my ascended animal swash-bard unicorn) by saying “Oooh, a fellow hooved creature! … Sorry about your appearance, fella.” And rolled a crit. And it felt awesome. Playing Swashbard is awesome.

My kids are closer to 9th grade than I am.

“I am in this photo and I don’t like it.”

Non-amp link: https://www.iflscience.com/man-tiny-brain-lived-normal-life-31083 Edit: I just realized this post is over a year old lol

I’m querying my internal meme database and if I recall weren’t these pictures of before and after Square announced FF VII port for the PS3. Not the remaster, just a playable port. And the pictures are reversed timeline, meaning they were very excited (bottom picture), but then quickly disappointed (top picture) after realized Square pulled a switcharoo? Could be wrong but going crazy with the thought now!

…for all grief folks give kara-tur, they made a respectable effort to represent the breadth of pacific asia folklore and culture; no less a patois of anachronistic legendarium than D+D did with western europe… https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/Malatra

Not as far as I know, I found this in a comment. Also I found the artist and it seems to be standalone.

I just want the story to move forward. Also, having a combat in 2 rolls build tension for when you can, in fact, avoid the combat.

NPCs don’t get death saves. If you’re a player character you probably already have more than 4hp. Unless you’re a wizard with 6 or 7 constitution… If you are a wizard can you teach me some magic tricks?