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Humor, jokes, memes about TTRPGs

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  • My health potions are green and poisons are red

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    Bright red barrel of aircraft grade fuel. Shoot it. Spawns a leak. //FPS players mind’s implode//
  • Campaign of Chaos

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    Literally, this is just mage the ascension.
  • The more I get into WoD, the more I'm Jesse to my friend's Walt

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    I love the magic system in Genesys, with just basic spells (attack, heal, augment, curse, etc), some varying effects with suggested flavor (e.g. “Ice” adds ensnare to an attack, but mechanically it doesn’t matter if it is vines, goop, whatever), and how much that effect increases spell difficulty. It lets the players go into a brainstorming session trying to come up with a spell to get out of a very specific situation, and having the game support almost anything. E.g. this create water idea could be an attack spell with the poisonous quality (making it a hard check), which requires the target to make a hard resilience check or take a bunch of extra damage and strain, which for a skilled mage against a non-boss creature (e.g. an overly ambitious bandit) is well within one-shot range. If they pass the check, they would still take damage from the attack, but would be able to cough up most of the water before it got too serious. This system sounds very cool also, and I have recently heard of Mage in another thread. I would like to play a system that gives players the ability to come up with spells that the GM doesn’t know ahead of time (I seriously dislike long lists of predefined spells), but also has a little more of that hard magic-science set of rules to satisfy my inner Sanderson fanboy. I have built in some external scaffolding around the magic in my Genesys setting that does this, and it has been a ton of fun so far. My main gripe is that I wish I had more time to play RPGs (more than a couple sessions a month) so I could try out more systems.
  • You love her

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    That was not the bunny costume I was hoping for.
  • I realy need to watch this movie

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    The best part about that scene is that while he’s fumbling his escape rolls, Edgin’s still churning out Bardic Inspiration so Holga can continue kicking ass. “OH, we got 'em now!”
  • But why?

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    I’ve mostly got the vernacular down now! Also, I want to say “how dare you?” a second time. Just read to the most recent chapter of kill 6b demons, and now I need more!
  • No. Seriously. Do it.

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    For anyone like me BBEG is big bad evil guy.
  • LGBTiamat says Happy Pride

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    Strawbebeh: https://linktr.ee/strawbebeh And the original post on reddit.
  • Oh No! We're gonna get MURDERED by this DRONE

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    On a scale of banana to go the fuck to sleep, how fried are you?
  • Why Not Both?

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    Congratulations for the wedding!
  • Stupid Sexy Tieflings

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    The one on the left is Seeker, mascot of book Seeker’s Guide to Twisted Taverns, I recall she also has a music video promoting the book
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    It’s not even a photo of Mikayla. AT LEAST use Finnigan or something.
  • Powerful magicks

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    You become triple gay. The gay stacks are additive, not multiplicative.
  • NO ONE ELSE SEES IT?!

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    That pointing is amazing. I need a template of this.
  • The Dice Giveth...

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    They’re talking the probability of failure, not the specific number on the die. If your skill bonus meets the DC, you have a 1/20 chance of failing, assuming a natural one equates to an auto-fail. If your bonus doesn’t meet the DC, you have a higher chance of failing.
  • I will survive

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    Doh, I completely overlooked that, thanks for pointing it out.
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    I am a simple man. I see WoD, I upvote.
  • I'd watch it

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    Basicallt Ben 10 classic series transformations with all the sparks and body horror
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    And you absolutely could not avoid a fight and just walk away from the situation with plausible deniability because you “only insulted them”. If you offend someone so hard that there’s a possibility of physical harm and/or death from it, and that person survives that insult, I’m quite sure most people wouldn’t just let that slide.
  • Splitting the party from session 1

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    Generally speaking, this is something that an experienced GM can handle in session zero. An important part of session zero is establishing expectations for the style of game to be played: Things like “are the player characters friends?” “Is PvP encouraged or discouraged?” “Do I as a DM want the characters to stick together?” etc etc. Generally when running DnD, I request of my players to design characters who: Have a disposition to get along well with their companions. (this can be for any reason: because they’re like that with everyone, or because they’re loyal to the group, or because they view it as useful to have some friendly scapegoats nearby or any other motivation.) Be the kind of person who will go on adventures and take risks. (This can be because they’re a daredevil, or because they’re desperate, or because they’re devoted to their duty, or any other motivation.) Fundamentally, most DnD games are the story of a group of friends going on adventures together. If your DnD game is the story of a group of friends going on adventures, then it’s extremely beneficial for your players to build characters who will be friends, and who will go on adventures. Together.