No, no, no. Legally distinct, Wisconsin P. Toad!

Well that clears things up.

Late one night before the tavern keeper shut his door, A wobbly gentleman came in, his footing was unsure. Moustachioed and handsome, and his clothing touched the floor. He was no man at all, he was three kobolds in a trenchcoat

Basically always the result asking any group of randos what they believe. Edit: I’m a capitalist! What does that mean? That you should own the fruits of your labor, surrendering to no man, and not be told what to do by anybody! …

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3472226/

Scheduling, mostly. The classic big bad of DND.

https://freeleaguepublishing.com/games/coriolis-the-great-dark/

Seriously, fantasy settings with a masquerade got a lot less interesting in the past decade or so.

Teleport?

Classic!

I don’t know for sure actually. definitely Sauron would have commanded the Balrogs during the Years of the Trees when Morgoth was imprisoned by the Valar. but then the Balrogs fled and scattered during the War of Wrath when Morgoth was defeated at the end of the first age. and then my knowledge of the 2nd and 3rd age history is pretty fuzzy, so I don’t know if Durin’s Bane (or any other Balrogs) would have been in contact with Sauron, or if he tried to regather them (which I imagine he would if he knew of any that still existed), or if they were all just isolated in hiding for thousands of years. but in any case, if the confrontation with the Fellowship had gone differently, Durin’s Bane might have been flushed out of hiding, and gone out into the world to discover that Sauron was regathering his forces, and in that case I don’t see any reason why he wouldn’t agree to ally with Sauron

Despite scheduling, you kept it together. Congratulations!

That was a few thousand years before Celts were around. Edit: It was also pretty slow; it was a couple of hundred miles across and took three thousand years to disappear, so it’s on the order of a few miles in a lifetime.

Honestly, me neither, but apparently those lyrics were still firmly lodged in my brain. I think I’m going to give them another listen, too.

doesn’t look like it, none of the adjacent faces are 19

And it was awesome. Hate that they stopped making lower decks.

That’s how my bard keeps their nips tight.

Imagine having disadvantage and your first roll is a 20 but the second roll is a 1. Your crit turns into a crit fail. I’ve seen my fair share of ttrpg drama first hand. But I have yet to see this happen and I expect it would completely demoralize most players for an evening.

Fucking mood

Do you? You’re just casting a spell like magic missile or anything else. Perhaps the credulous fools that wrote it thought it consumed souls, but you don’t care about their ignorant opinions.