That’s true but they didn’t crit and are just surprised that 19 wasn’t good enough to steal from old people.

I was thinking this was similar to Cohen the Barbarian from Discworld.

That just means you’re not dead inside.

Nhim is the artist. The character is Mimi. They’re all standalone comics, but there’s a bunch with Mimi. All have the same crazy goblin energy to them.

considering half-dwarves just look exactly like dwarves, the dwarf one makes sense

I miss Reddit switcharoo rabbit holes.

I loved 4e combat too. EOT and Scene abilities make combat much more fun and dynamic IMO It definitely can get bogged down in complexity, but I think it’s usually worth it, and over time, you and your players can get used to it, and start picking up the pace. Pokemon Tabletop United basically uses the same system, and it also has to contend with multiple Pokemon characters per Player character. The whole group needs to be working together to keep things moving. It’s definqtely a challenge for new players

Now, this I like.

A significant part of the culture that has formed around 5e is about “having it all”. And usually by ignoring the (admittedly weak) rules that do exist, rather than exploiting actual gaps. So, you can frankenstein together a caster that has martial proficiency in armour (or even melee weapons), with the only compromise being your capstone abilities (which often are very expendable). And then you can metagame away your shitty social abilities by “roleplaying”. I’m not going to defend 5e – I genuinely think it’s a poorly made game, and place the blame for that entirely on the execuitives – but the reason why so many people refuse to try something else is because they like the exploits that they believe exist, even though they are totally socially constructed.

Rose: *immediately dies to avoid the consequences of her actions*

Love this. WoD isn’t about balance, it’s about storytelling. Were the Watchmen balanced? No. Was the storytelling amazing? Yes. There are tabletop games that are more focused on the mechanics, and for those balance is important. But not WoD, baby.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e9ARY1KIaUE

Giving a wrong answer on the internet is the best way to get the right answer

That is the issue and the source of my confusion. The god in question did not change the gender, it just created avatars. Those are sometimes created in a male form and sometimes in a female. But the god itself never changed gender (as far as I could find in the lore). Avatars are, as far as I know, entities that can be infused and controlled by the will of the god but it is not the god itself. Just like a human that controls a character in a video game, those characters are the avatars of the player but not the player himself.

Now we’re talking.

A musk concentrator as some call it

eh, i didn’t get to choose though. it just matches my inner me.

“you pick up the concept of a forking road, reaching into the fabric of reality and ripping it asunder grants you a mercifully swift death as the narrative underpinning your existence unravels and the DM thwacks your motive spirit over the head with a giant inflatable hammer.”

Shhh don’t tell them! We’ll have to start sleeping in fireproof canisters now.

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