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Humor, jokes, memes about TTRPGs

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  • Ethics, shmethics

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    because you want a thinking thrall, not something you have to all but manually puppet.
  • DM loading screen

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    i’m really good at parallel processing so i have a little binder full of (oh shit i gotta think) situations. Roll a die for the page, roll a die for the event, adlib. let my lizard brain talk while i look stuff up in the binder of (what we’re actually supposed to be doing). sometimes it’s just the party walking by people getting scammed and choosing whether or not to get involved. sometimes they stumble upon an enchanted hair salon. you never know.
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    If they didn’t want to be my unwitting zombie minion, they should have read the terms and conditions of the contract.
  • Late Night Orb Ads

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    ICO SAHED RON. Thanks, I should have gotten that one.
  • Average Party (Art by Shen Comix)

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    Here are some images matching your request Prompt: At the top is written “Average D&D Party:” A stern warrior clad in iron armor, with a billowing red cape and a red cloth tied around his waist. His hands rest on the handle of a very wide sword, the tip of which stands on the ground in front of him. He is labeled “Warrior on a just and noble quest to defeat an existential threat to the world that they live in.” A girl with messy, blonde hair, and a bronze chestplate sewn directly onto her sleeveless shirt. She has a white ribbon tying a small messy ponytail at the back top of her hair, and is wearing tall boots with bronze arcs attached to the top of the foot parts. She is carrying a large bronze hammer, and a large bronze shield with a very upset-looking face engraved on it. She herself has an innocent expression. She is labeled “Idiot”. A woman clad in purple with a long-sleeved shirt with symmetrical holes on the arms and torso. She has pointed ears, like an elf, and is wearing gold earings and two gold necklaces. She also wears a dress that looks somewhat like a lamp cover with a spider-web pattern on it, and has a strap that wraps around her shoulder. She wears a placid, pretty expression, but behind her in low opacity is her face distorted with mischief and hate. She is labeled “Manipulator”. A small mage dressed in green with yellow details, and with a long, frilly mage hat featuring a poofy yellow flower on the forehead area. She also wears an equally frilly green cloak held together by a star shaped button, and golds a lightning bolt shaped spellcasting staff. She has an innocent expression, but sharp teeth and two side-ponytails peaking out from beneath her hat. She is labeled “Other, Smaller Idiot”. Style: flux [image: 96baaf73-8466-47f8-8f63-1c5f04fcbc41.webp][image: a994e6d2-8673-4b4d-a8bb-bc04bdff2df5.webp][image: 28b1cb3a-3518-40b4-9781-ba01d064d571.webp][image: 3e4b70c3-0c39-4a35-b990-29440da59ea8.webp]
  • "I'm begging you, with tears in my eyes"

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    Thanks for sharing, I really enjoyed that. The decreasingly suppressed lesbian subtext was brilliant.
  • Mech media [Lancer]

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    Mekton : The pilot is in a love triangle with a pop star Cole gears just a rolling frame, but hear my word Escaflowne Heroic fantasy mecha
  • Versatility

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    You are an old Buffy fan.
  • Oh No! We're gonna get MURDERED by this DRONE

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    WINTER RAINS DOWN ON THE ASHES MOTHER MAKES FUEL FOR THE BONES MURDER RIPS GODS FROM THE MASSES MURDER BRINGS MURDER BRINGS (okay, the soundtrack to Murder Drones goes really hard, AJ DiSpirito is a good musician, so sue me.)
  • [CouldBeWorse] Dwarven Sex Lives

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    I like the idea of fantastic race, especially the one living multiple century having a more magic way of reproduction.
  • Try it today

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    Don’t forget Nocticula and her brother, Socothbenoth.
  • *Screams in fear*

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    Who could have known that a demigod as old as the world would be really powerful?
  • I can't think of a good title

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    I looked it up, and Master of Ceremonies is definitely used in normal contexts to refer to a host, but I distinctly remember seeing it as slang for a penis.
  • How to support your friends

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    They had surgery was my guess at least
  • Greet him like an old friend

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    edgemaster72@lemmy.worldE
    However, I would like to argue that I am, in fact, a creature that is within 30 feet of me that has dropped to 0 hit points. I don’t have the rule citation in front of me but I do believe that is allowed by Rules as Written, I hadn’t considered that. All of this said, Zealot is still my intended subclass to play when I get a chance to play a Barb.
  • What disadvantage

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    If they didn’t want players to do this, they wouldn’t have included a drum magazine upgrade for the assault rifle.
  • Am I the only person who likes removal of evil races?

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    I love the idea of a TTRPG but instead of alignment it’s, “I actually need to be universally loved because I’m a Leo rising.”
  • Oops

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    Technically, they “found” themselves (to be orphans) shortly after we arrived on-scene. Helping them something something least we could do.
  • "Your mom went down like a bitch, and you will too."

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    Now, that’s the content I’m looking for on the fediverse. Fuck yeah. Thanks for elucidating, and I apologize if I questioned your game; it’s clearly a badass work of love by the whole table! 🤌
  • Wings

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    I would guess that a culture built by &/or for winged people would have more strapless stuff. Or from the chest over the shoulders and tied up behind the neck. Or otherwise designed to not interfere and/or interact with the wings.