I didn’t have to cook for someone else. I like to think I am a normal person. That with no one looking over my shoulder I will eat like any other fully grown toddler left to themselves and grab some fast food or microwave some chicken nuggets.

But I had a small loaf of bread I baked earlier with no clear use. I started looking through the cabinets and found an emergency tin of smoked herring and an open bottle of port wine.

Okay, fine. I’ll eat like a fully grown toddler from the 18th century.

This is sooo tasty.

Cost per person: $4

You forgot to invite me…

Lovely. Enjoy!

Do have a vegetable tomorrow, for balance.

You didn’t make reservations. I only had the one tin.

Did I just receive 2 excuses from you?

OK well. Book me in for tomorrow please.

I didn’t have to cook for someone else. I like to think I am a normal person. That with no one looking over my shoulder I will eat like any other fully grown toddler left to themselves and grab some fast food or microwave some chicken nuggets.

But I had a small loaf of bread I baked earlier with no clear use. I started looking through the cabinets and found an emergency tin of smoked herring and an open bottle of port wine.

Okay, fine. I’ll eat like a fully grown toddler from the 18th century.

This is sooo tasty.

Cost per person: $4

I didn’t have to cook for someone else. I like to think I am a normal person. That with no one looking over my shoulder I will eat like any other fully grown toddler left to themselves and grab some fast food or microwave some chicken nuggets.

But I had a small loaf of bread I baked earlier with no clear use. I started looking through the cabinets and found an emergency tin of smoked herring and an open bottle of port wine.

Okay, fine. I’ll eat like a fully grown toddler from the 18th century.

This is sooo tasty.

Cost per person: $4

The fancy wine glass is

Herrings are great, I love them in every form, nothing wrong with your meal

Did I just receive 2 excuses from you?

OK well. Book me in for tomorrow please.

“Smoke me a kipper, I’ll be back for breakfast”

I didn’t have to cook for someone else. I like to think I am a normal person. That with no one looking over my shoulder I will eat like any other fully grown toddler left to themselves and grab some fast food or microwave some chicken nuggets.

But I had a small loaf of bread I baked earlier with no clear use. I started looking through the cabinets and found an emergency tin of smoked herring and an open bottle of port wine.

Okay, fine. I’ll eat like a fully grown toddler from the 18th century.

This is sooo tasty.

Cost per person: $4

You can drink port from any glass. Even a mason jar. I’ve actually drank a $100 bottle of vintage port from a quart mason jar. But I have found that an ISO compatible port glass really is the best way to grab the full flavor experience for port wine.

I’m probably having fast food tomorrow.

I’m starting to think you don’t like me.

We’re fine. I just need to restock and today is just a fully loaded day. By the end of the stress I’ll need a Bacon King or Mexican Pizza to cope.

Tomorrow will be a little crazy. Probably going to Taco Bell. Then again it’s been probably a year since I had Burger King.

I didn’t have to cook for someone else. I like to think I am a normal person. That with no one looking over my shoulder I will eat like any other fully grown toddler left to themselves and grab some fast food or microwave some chicken nuggets.

But I had a small loaf of bread I baked earlier with no clear use. I started looking through the cabinets and found an emergency tin of smoked herring and an open bottle of port wine.

Okay, fine. I’ll eat like a fully grown toddler from the 18th century.

This is sooo tasty.

Cost per person: $4

Do you eat them with the skins on?

There ain’t nuthin wrong with Taco Bell!

Out of all the big fast food chains, it’s probably the healthiest food, although that’s just relatively speaking.