@StarkRG That's scary, and I'm glad your cousin survived!

@catsalad Zeroth cousin once removed.

@catsalad I’m just saying you could boop that nose and for at least 1.5 seconds it would only have fantastically positive consequences

@tuban_muzuru My pets are tiny beakish featherballs, even a Department of Wildlife house-legal furball would eat my pets as schnack so we would of course have to take kitty in at night when they sleep in a closed off room *OvO*
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@catsalad NGL, there was one spotted in my area with a collar that had stopped working several miles ago and my first thought was "how do I put out stinky wet cat food without it freezing in sub-zero weather, life is so unfaaaaaair! T_T" XD

I mean maybe I'm an idiot, but I did calculate the amount of hamburger it would take to keep a cheetah once.

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@catsalad @cR0w Many of them are indeed quite cold, it makes sense

@cR0w @catsalad does it count when it's the lining inside my clothes?

@catsalad Good luck getting him off your keyboard.

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And we all know what it is:
"can I has some goddamn cheezburger now pretty soddin' please?"

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such a copycat!

@catsalad "ma'am may i go to the bathroom?"

@baralheia @catsalad very friend-shaped friendly friend who loves a can of tuna for itself.

@tuban_muzuru @lettosprey @catsalad yes— they will (finally)

Oh, did I say that out loud?

@bluestarultor @catsalad well why gatekeep that number from us: we wanna know!

@catsalad GOUGAR

@catsalad But, they didn't warn about going outside to them!

@catsalad Am I the only one expecting a baby kangaroo to pop it‘s head out of the fur? #Marsupialion

@catsalad Yes. You may go to the bathroom.

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Danger kitty training to be a course adjudicator at the Milano Cortina 2026 Winter Olympic games.