So much to do this holiday season. Iβm just now getting around to defragging the candy canes!

So much to do this holiday season. Iβm just now getting around to defragging the candy canes!

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Quoot me, daddy 
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I donβt want to be too strict about movies, but I do think that age-appropriate content is important. So, Iβm not going to let the kid watch The NeverEnding Story until he is 37 
Baby, immediately upon waking up: <screams>
Relatable.
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I presume that Jimmy Fallon and Seth Meyer have enough money banked that they never need to work again, so I do hope they go down swinging, doing their small part to show that trump is thin-skinned loser with small-dick energy
ββ¦.thereβs no time. This is our one shot to get face time with the governorβ
The intern agreed and they rushed to the meeting.
They are ushered into the office for their meeting with the Bush and his team, all in suits. Before anything else is said, Bush starts the meeting by turning to the intern and saying βthanks for dressing up for the governor, son.β
Itβs frat boy bullying but at least there was *some* humor in it, even if itβs mean.
The trump folks just want the bullying.
@Tim_Eagon when I was a student in Texas, I knew a guy who was working as an intern for a state legislator. During a special session, when things are especially hectic, they got a call that the governorβs office in the evening β Bush wanted to meet with them about a bill that weβre running, and they need to be at the governorβs mansion in an hour.
The rep was like, βletβs go!β
The intern was aghast, βIβm wearing sweatpants. Can I go take a shower and grab a suit?β
βNo,β¦β
@Tim_Eagon of course youβre right. Itβs pretty wild that George W. Bush isnβt enough of a conservative dickhead for some people π«
Apparently, Maga and conservatives are freaking out about male cheerleaders in the NFL. So, who wants to tell them?
Which would you rather eat?