eh, i didn’t get to choose though. it just matches my inner me.

“you pick up the concept of a forking road, reaching into the fabric of reality and ripping it asunder grants you a mercifully swift death as the narrative underpinning your existence unravels and the DM thwacks your motive spirit over the head with a giant inflatable hammer.”

Shhh don’t tell them! We’ll have to start sleeping in fireproof canisters now.

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It… takes… a great… deal… of time… to say… anything… in Old… Entish… and we Ents… never… say anything… unless… it is worth… taking… a long… time… to say…

Is poisonous hair a thing?

I still play D&D…3.5.

Polyamory. Polygamy means multiple marriage and is illegal. Also commonly associated with culty non-consensual stuff instead of consenting adults

Of course. It’s the most logical solution

Fortunately 2024 5e isn’t real and can’t hurt you.

Hey, step sandwich

I’m not an adventurer I’m a equestrian

Could you do it within rock and cause explosions?

Oh yes, I’m aware. I still think it’s funny enough to share with players who haven’t heard it before.

I think the eccentric writing was amazing. Like how the old Southpark was also amazing.

IRS might need a word with you

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I mean, FFS. Who hires an assassin that can make thousands so thirsty with a glance?! Not being picked out of a line-up is a key attribute to pro assassining… Instead, this guy’s got people from all genders just lining up for a chance at anything, even just in their daydreams. Nah. The only way he’s an assassin is if we’re talking about how much he’s gonna slay when he’s out. That boy better have gills, NGL. 🤪

He is, although I’m gonna look funny at any GM that doesn’t homebrew that out. There’s even a Jeremy Crawford post from 2015 saying that he’d only consider fall damage to be for falls farther than however high you jumped, but they didn’t change it in the 2024 update. Harengons actually don’t even need magic to run into this issue, they can just jump high enough to injure themselves as of level 9

damn haha 8 pages of different bullets! That’s pretty awesome, thanks for sharing