My old DM said explicitly if he told us the monster’s name in the MM he expected us to know it’s stats, if he didn’t then statblocks would be unreliable.

It’s on the Warlock spell list

Oh it’s okay I don’t need cyan ::: spoiler reference? Lol [image: 486d39c5-4bcc-4d02-845d-331c56c971bd.jpeg] :::

When the dragon’s away, the kobolds will play!

I dunno dude, I disagree with you and seemingly a great deal of other people do too, but you are absolutely entitled to your opinion. No need to insult me to make your point.

Immovable Rod is definitely the name of the bouncer at my next tavern

I cast inflict wounds with my axe

Yeah, I didn’t read the text on the page, only the title.

So a bag that’s bigger on the inside but doesn’t link to a pocket dimension. You could also go with the items being shrunken while inside, in that Ant-Man-ish “the space between the particles is reduced, and all mass is retained” way. If the bag breaks, the items revert to normal size.

It adjusts the depth map where you walk to appear as though something footprint-shaoed has sunk into the floor, as if in thick mud. Regardless of the surface - stone? still looks like someone sank into it a bit. When they run their hand over it, the floor is actually smooth as if nothing had happened, but the depth map makes it look like it.

Maybe so, and maybe I’m interpreting Coopr wrong. But on the quality of the image itself… it’s not much of a meme in my eyes. It’s a relatively simple character, the only goofy thing about them is that they’re a frog. The caption doesn’t make a whole lot of sense, and neither the caption, character, or scenery seems to relate to each other. Maybe I’m just unfamiliar with “modern humor” (so to speak) but I just don’t get it.

“Where are my testicles, Summer?”

And a charisma penalty for knowing the difference?

I ask my players to provide names for NPCs. My Night City is filled with Steves and Daves.

wizard who turns into a sorcerer after chugging 15 clarity potions in a row to cram their studies in a single night they are no longer able to sleep, are constantly slightly tired and jumpy, and will reflexively cast cantrips when startled.

Hey speak for yourself. My grandfather fingered a dragon.

players reading way too much into every random detail: damn so you planned this the entire time?? me who’s still not sure what the plot was: hm? oh yea totally

Our party is named The Geneva Convention. Checkmate, lawyers! The only thing the Geneva Convention has rules against is violating the Geneva Convention.

Then why was my country’s first female president so useless and corrupt?

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