Are we talking about dragonfucker-drags?

You can also do Lego minifigs if you don’t mind paying shipping. They’re super cheap from places like Bricklink and you can get a lot of different designs pretty easy.

Players like that are weird. Session 0, yes, yes, but we’re all suspending our disbelief, right?

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I see a picture of Aachen, I press like!

You have ended the blood war. Nothing in your wish prevents new wars from being started.

Mage: the Ascension in a nutshell

Happy cake day!

“Balefire? You stopped balefire? Nothing should be able to do that.” “It’s just a weave,” Perrin said.

Why do plague doctors get such a bad rap? They risked their lives to help people.

Yaaaaay more Car Talk!

I did, yes, and it was, yes. I’ll put in an edit.

Well, now it is

ah yes, ROG

Loved seeing them back in the 1990s

The average person has one testicle, so who knows?

Asking someone to write fantasy without putting their own lived experience into the writing would be counterproductive anyway. Good characters should have a little bit of yourself in them

I know you kid, but rolling without the DM asking you to is a dick move and a faux pas at a table. You really shouldn’t do that. Same thing happened with Critical Role and the “roll for scry” moment. It puts the DM in a position where they might have to confront you, deny you the roll and sour a moment. It puts pressure on them to allow you to do something, which players often abuse - someone spins a tale of doing a quadruple backflip, landing on someone’s head, attacking and bumping the dude into lava, rolls before the DM can say “there is no lava nearby but…” and puts them in a really awkward situation, especially with high rolls.

What an interesting position. So, ultimately, you feel that, if you can’t personally shatter the laws of reality and time, then you don’t have “agency”? I literally cannot even imagine trying to DM for you. I feel so sorry for your past DMs. The story’s either collaborative, or it’s not, and it seems you are just completely unwilling to collaborate within the confines of a given world. You don’t want to play RPGs, you just want to write fanfiction.

Gotta get the pommel engraved with some ancient runes that spell out BMF. 🤌