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  • That's a good wisdom

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    If your ball is too big for your mouth, It’s not yours.
  • That'sa spicy meat-a-ball

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    If the throat of a Kraken is anything like a shark you’ll be taking A (dm specified) LOT of bludgeoning damage each turn. Good luck on those concentration saving throws.
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    Had a bit of a google, and apparently it’s only agglutination if it’s a small morpheme, mostly only a single sound, that’s added permanently to a word. So for example, “an ewt” became “a newt” or “a eke-name” became “a nickname”. What German does is compound words. Here whole words (not just small morphemes) are added ad-hoc (and not permanently). You will not find a “Donaudampfschiffkapitänsmütze” in a dictionary. That’s not a “real” word. That’s just jumbling a bunch of words together ad-hoc to be used once and that’s it. Like when you string multiple words together in a sentence. Sometimes specific words strung together are used so frequently that they become their own word with their own distinct meaning (z.B. Zeitgeist, which consists of Zeit+Geist (Time+Spirit), or Kindergarten, which consists of Kinder+Garten (Children+Garden)). But initially, it’s just joining words. This is what Wikipedia has to say about that: As a member of the Germanic family of languages, English is unusual in that even simple compounds made since the 18th century tend to be written in separate parts. This would be an error in other Germanic languages such as Norwegian, Swedish, Danish, German, and Dutch. However, this is merely an orthographic convention: as in other Germanic languages, arbitrary noun phrases, for example “girl scout troop”, “city council member”, and “cellar door”, can be made up on the spot and used as compound nouns in English too. For example, German Donau­dampfschifffahrts­gesellschafts­kapitän would be written in English as “Danube steamship transport company captain” and not as “Danube­steamship­transportcompany­captain”. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compound_(linguistics)
  • Good BBEG backstory though

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    That’s why I got into necromancy! Bring them back, roast them, and now they have to (un)live with it forever
  • Aaaaaaaand fight

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    Exactly what I came here for. [image: 33ac90ce-b4a7-4650-9739-d3824bc946f6.gif]
  • Backstory problems

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    Better still: all the players think they’ve made bard PCs. 🤌
  • And pizza on Fridays

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    And pizza on Fridays
  • Get your card today!

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    SundrayS
    “How do I find the most powerful spell books?” “Don’t worry. If they’re powerful enough, they’ll find you.”
  • Ah that's whats going on

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    Fwiw I also think using it the “wrong” way is perfectly defensible - I’m okay with things evolving beyond their original context!
  • oldest trick in the book

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    Yeah. Me. Also, how big are the shops in your world? AMF @ the front door and yet ample room leftover for trial runs, etc.? What is this, a Star Trek economy?
  • Not to mention cosmetics

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    I made all my campaigns the same way I wrote design docs for games I wanted to make. It’s literally exactly the same, except that the dice and I are the computer. I’m not an executive at EA, tho, so none of my shit is done as live service and contains zero MTX. I’m more like Valve and just operate on my own sweet time.
  • "And thats why you attack them first"

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    When the party cleric is also a bard: [image: 4df3fe3d-f2c0-49e3-8e9d-3b4d602d95cc.jpeg] Cesare Bonizzi, also known as Fratello Metallo, was a Capuchin friar who used heavy metal to “spread the word”
  • "Did you know your left eyebrow twitches during REM sleep?"

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    A group of known murderers and thieves? They’d be silly not to.
  • > When the party cleric is also the tank

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    When the party cleric is also the tank Literally 3e/3.5e cleric; can wear any heavy armor, can use all shields except for the tower shield, and divine spells have NO spell failure chance I remember my party + DM were shocked when my cleric charged to the front of the line during combat because they were used to 4e clerics and traditional cloth wearing WoW priests; I was rocking the highest AC in the party
  • Perception

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    DM: Oh whoops, misread my own writing. That should be “bears, warm in the tree.” Player: That’s not much better.
  • Playing both sides [Beast Bind: Trinity]

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  • It has two outcomes, hence is a d2

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    Thanks, not sure why my comment is not showing as deleted to you. I deleted it just after posting after realizing I misread what the previous post was saying.
  • Character building

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    Roy from Order of the Stick
  • TURN ON THE TV. ANY CHANNEL [Beast Bind: Trinity]

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    Now you get edicts and anathemas instead of a general good/evil that you’re obligated to follow. There aren’t alignments in Pathfinder 2E after the remaster.