Love this. WoD isn’t about balance, it’s about storytelling. Were the Watchmen balanced? No. Was the storytelling amazing? Yes. There are tabletop games that are more focused on the mechanics, and for those balance is important. But not WoD, baby.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e9ARY1KIaUE

Giving a wrong answer on the internet is the best way to get the right answer

That is the issue and the source of my confusion. The god in question did not change the gender, it just created avatars. Those are sometimes created in a male form and sometimes in a female. But the god itself never changed gender (as far as I could find in the lore). Avatars are, as far as I know, entities that can be infused and controlled by the will of the god but it is not the god itself. Just like a human that controls a character in a video game, those characters are the avatars of the player but not the player himself.

Now we’re talking.

A musk concentrator as some call it

eh, i didn’t get to choose though. it just matches my inner me.

“you pick up the concept of a forking road, reaching into the fabric of reality and ripping it asunder grants you a mercifully swift death as the narrative underpinning your existence unravels and the DM thwacks your motive spirit over the head with a giant inflatable hammer.”

Shhh don’t tell them! We’ll have to start sleeping in fireproof canisters now.

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It… takes… a great… deal… of time… to say… anything… in Old… Entish… and we Ents… never… say anything… unless… it is worth… taking… a long… time… to say…

Is poisonous hair a thing?

I still play D&D…3.5.

Polyamory. Polygamy means multiple marriage and is illegal. Also commonly associated with culty non-consensual stuff instead of consenting adults

Of course. It’s the most logical solution

Fortunately 2024 5e isn’t real and can’t hurt you.

Hey, step sandwich

I’m not an adventurer I’m a equestrian

Could you do it within rock and cause explosions?

Oh yes, I’m aware. I still think it’s funny enough to share with players who haven’t heard it before.