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Humor, jokes, memes about TTRPGs

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  • Greet him like an old friend

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    However, I would like to argue that I am, in fact, a creature that is within 30 feet of me that has dropped to 0 hit points. I don’t have the rule citation in front of me but I do believe that is allowed by Rules as Written, I hadn’t considered that. All of this said, Zealot is still my intended subclass to play when I get a chance to play a Barb.
  • What disadvantage

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    If they didn’t want players to do this, they wouldn’t have included a drum magazine upgrade for the assault rifle.
  • Am I the only person who likes removal of evil races?

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    I love the idea of a TTRPG but instead of alignment it’s, “I actually need to be universally loved because I’m a Leo rising.”
  • Oops

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    Technically, they “found” themselves (to be orphans) shortly after we arrived on-scene. Helping them something something least we could do.
  • "Your mom went down like a bitch, and you will too."

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    Now, that’s the content I’m looking for on the fediverse. Fuck yeah. Thanks for elucidating, and I apologize if I questioned your game; it’s clearly a badass work of love by the whole table! 🤌
  • Wings

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    I would guess that a culture built by &/or for winged people would have more strapless stuff. Or from the chest over the shoulders and tied up behind the neck. Or otherwise designed to not interfere and/or interact with the wings.
  • Good. Mwahahaha

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    festnt@sh.itjust.worksF
    honestly it could just be like “i examine this room”, meaning that, if anything was there, you’d see other important or at least interesting stuff, not just traps or not traps. GM could even do perception checks behind the screen (like it’s done in PF2e) and describe something the character found interesting in the room, no matter the roll. you could examine the room, get described many beautiful paintings and fall on a very obvious trap because you rolled a 1
  • No, really, I just care about hygiene

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    A valid build in Pathfinder 1.0 was a quad pistol halfling paladin with a velociraptor mount.
  • Going sneaky can be so much fun

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    “Really? That’s it? That’s kinda weak sauce TBH.” - Follower of Zon-Kuthon, probably.
  • Now you do too

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    Normal horse food? Their digestive system is presumably in the horse part, right?
  • Tanks wishing they hadn't asked the DM for more aggro

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  • My milkshake brings all the NPCs to the house

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    Sigh… zip
  • Murderhobos

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    I have to do this next time I DM again.
  • Goblinposting [Lancer]

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    mydarkesttimeline01@ani.socialM
    If you get close enough to my Tortuga with daisy cutter then several other, worse things have gone wrong.
  • Have you considered?

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    mydarkesttimeline01@ani.socialM
    If I wanted that I’d just play Divinity 2.
  • Insert pun about "finisher" here [Lancer]

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    mydarkesttimeline01@ani.socialM
    That’s why when I ST for my H:TR1st I tell people my content guidelines are the same as the USA MPAA.
  • Evil Clerics distilled

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    So the evil value health and I’m not evil so…
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    finally i can play out my fantasy of being a were-tailor
  • Death Doesn't Matter - Necromancers

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    Also Tortles.
  • If spells were written how my players use them

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    Shadow of the Demomlord has a spell from the forbidden Tradition called “Hateful Defecation” it simply kills anything with less than 10 max hitpoints and does some damage as you violently shit yourself.