“Where are my testicles, Summer?”

And a charisma penalty for knowing the difference?

I ask my players to provide names for NPCs. My Night City is filled with Steves and Daves.

wizard who turns into a sorcerer after chugging 15 clarity potions in a row to cram their studies in a single night they are no longer able to sleep, are constantly slightly tired and jumpy, and will reflexively cast cantrips when startled.

Hey speak for yourself. My grandfather fingered a dragon.

players reading way too much into every random detail: damn so you planned this the entire time?? me who’s still not sure what the plot was: hm? oh yea totally

Our party is named The Geneva Convention. Checkmate, lawyers! The only thing the Geneva Convention has rules against is violating the Geneva Convention.

Then why was my country’s first female president so useless and corrupt?

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*looming* Would you like me to teach you? I’ve only played a few campaigns where people chose an answer other than “trauma.”

Sword Interval https://www.webtoons.com/en/supernatural/sword-interval/list?title_no=486 Thanks for the recommendation! ::: spoiler spoiler Edit: and if anyone cares about the specific dialog referenced: https://www.webtoons.com/en/supernatural/sword-interval/ep-39-do-not-steal/viewer?title_no=486&episode_no=39, plus the comic after. This will have spoilers given it is 39 pages into the comic.) :::

There are rpgs with little/no math.

While that’s true, kings often went into massive debt to fund a war. Like Edward III borrowed significant sums from Italian banks to fund his wars.

Monk: Hey, check this out! punches you in the face

I am disappointed that I did not think of that pun myself. I salute you, good lemming, and hope you have a good day.

(the weird friend)

First Pete Complete now Ahdok. Why is everyone getting married these days?

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Sounds like your players make their own world-endangering quests.

Honestly, deafening yourself should not protect you from power word kill. It’s supposed to be a version of true speech. You are not saying it to the person. You were saying it to the universe. Whether or not that person can hear you is completely irrelevant to the situation. It’s the universe and all of creation hearing you and answering that call. I was just posting a silly meme. That being said, that is another thing about Pathfinder that I absolutely hate and why I will literally never play it