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Humor, jokes, memes about TTRPGs

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  • "Your mom went down like a bitch, and you will too."

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    Now, that’s the content I’m looking for on the fediverse. Fuck yeah. Thanks for elucidating, and I apologize if I questioned your game; it’s clearly a badass work of love by the whole table! 🤌
  • Wings

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    I would guess that a culture built by &/or for winged people would have more strapless stuff. Or from the chest over the shoulders and tied up behind the neck. Or otherwise designed to not interfere and/or interact with the wings.
  • Good. Mwahahaha

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    festnt@sh.itjust.worksF
    honestly it could just be like “i examine this room”, meaning that, if anything was there, you’d see other important or at least interesting stuff, not just traps or not traps. GM could even do perception checks behind the screen (like it’s done in PF2e) and describe something the character found interesting in the room, no matter the roll. you could examine the room, get described many beautiful paintings and fall on a very obvious trap because you rolled a 1
  • No, really, I just care about hygiene

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    A valid build in Pathfinder 1.0 was a quad pistol halfling paladin with a velociraptor mount.
  • Going sneaky can be so much fun

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    “Really? That’s it? That’s kinda weak sauce TBH.” - Follower of Zon-Kuthon, probably.
  • Now you do too

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    Normal horse food? Their digestive system is presumably in the horse part, right?
  • Tanks wishing they hadn't asked the DM for more aggro

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  • My milkshake brings all the NPCs to the house

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    Sigh… zip
  • Murderhobos

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    I have to do this next time I DM again.
  • Goblinposting [Lancer]

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    If you get close enough to my Tortuga with daisy cutter then several other, worse things have gone wrong.
  • Have you considered?

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    If I wanted that I’d just play Divinity 2.
  • Insert pun about "finisher" here [Lancer]

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    mydarkesttimeline01@ani.socialM
    That’s why when I ST for my H:TR1st I tell people my content guidelines are the same as the USA MPAA.
  • Evil Clerics distilled

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    So the evil value health and I’m not evil so…
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    finally i can play out my fantasy of being a were-tailor
  • Death Doesn't Matter - Necromancers

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    Also Tortles.
  • If spells were written how my players use them

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    Shadow of the Demomlord has a spell from the forbidden Tradition called “Hateful Defecation” it simply kills anything with less than 10 max hitpoints and does some damage as you violently shit yourself.
  • Ol Buzzy

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    The thing is that the inside lock can always be bypassed by from the outside by staff. One of the best measures against that is a little strap that makes it possible to physically keep the little latch in place. When it’s overwritten it normally snaps back, but that strap keeps it in place. Protecting against staff is one thought, also against people who really want to get in your room like abusive partners and such. I totally understand why being in a room that for a fact can easily be opened by a stranger can be quite unsettling to people, especially women.
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    I’d argue her exasperated acceleration through the five stages of grief adds a lot to the video, but I understand not wanting it.
  • Meetings? Pssh

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    Roll for initiative.
  • Warning: Dice Man

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    They always look back