Wandering Adventure Party

It goes well with avocado on toast

@SnoopJ Young. Men. #Monsterdon

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Anyway, time to stock up on items, Gogmazios comes out tomorrow and you know I'm gonna burn through heals like nobody's business #MonsterhunterWilds #MonsterHunter #gaming

@CactuarJoe baby happy

@Da_Gut At a certain point the difference is academic

Seriously, that was BY FAR the least believable Godzilla movie I've ever seen.I realize that's like saying it's the least throwable Toyota I've ever seen, but still. #Monsterdon

Anyway I want a Starcrash remake where Stella is a disgraced noble from the Emperor's court using Akton -- who in this version is from an order of precognitives the Emperor uses to enforce the whole Defying Destiny Is Illegal thing -- to rob ships and disrupt the Emperor's enforced future. Oh and stars should actually CRASH in this one >_> #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe meh, this movie is full of reused bits of other stories, why shouldn't our commentary be the same. (^_^) #monsterdon

@moira yessss

I think I understand how The Castle of Fu Manchu turned out the way it did now. Compared to THIS, that was a crowd-pleasing middle of the road action film. #Monsterdon

"And so one asshole Victorian expedition murdered an entire uncontacted civilization. We now close our film on the most violent member of the expedition, giggling as he watches the last remains of the lost civilization he helped exterminate crumble into dust. Hip hip hooray!"#Monsterdon

@brooke nooo Alta don't go back to Earth with Leslie Nielson it's a trap! He's gonna try to turn you into a tradwife!

The thing about Clash of the Titans is that it's got the PERFECT ratio of People Talking to Harryhausen Beasts -- More Beasts, Less Talking#Monsterdon

Also I think David Carradine is the most believable Immortal Werewolf in the cast if only because he looks *exactly* as old as he did in Red Zone Cuba, filmed twenty years earlier. #Monsterdon

Looking back at Slugs (1988), I appreciate the subtle acknowledgement that the worm-riddled near-death brain of an 80's real estate developer which is seconds from exploding into a gory messis not noticeably different from the normal functioning brain of an 80's real estate developer. #Monsterdon

Yeah, they could've trimmed about twenty minutes from the first hour or so of the movie and it would've flowed much better, but the third act was *AWESOME* #Monsterdon

@paco I think it's probably best to keep it as simple as possible. I'm going with the Who's Line is it Anyway? system -- the categories are made up and the points don't matter

Anyway. This has been Shower Thoughts with CJ. Have a nice night :3 #Monsterdon

@jgamble Big rubber dog suit, yeah