The perfect movie review doesn’t….
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@petrillic @kcarruthers Although I appreciate this for how topical/current it is, my personal favourite remains the review someone gave the abysmal sequel to the anime OAV series Bubblegum Crisis.
The sequel was called Bubblegum Crash.
The review in question: “And it DID.”
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@petrillic Correct: it literally doesn’t exist.
- Variety has not reviewed the film, as far as I can tell
- The same quip has been a meme about poorly-received movies for years, at least as far back as the Ghostbusters reboot
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in Spain lots of publicity for the propaganda movie. Of course this movie is set to get a lot of Grammy award nominations and win a Grammy
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@petrillic another Nazi zombie movie? No thanks.
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@petrillic Something that finally tops the review for Doolittle...
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@petrillic It is a bribe from Bezos, therefore Amazno, not Netflix.
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I wonder when the CAM version is going to hit the pirate streaming services?
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@petrillic Nobody does it better than Variety. Their best line since "Hicks Nix Sticks Pix"
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@petrillic why waste time on melanie when we have one battle after another
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@petrillic I wish I could find the cite for this! Anyone got a link?
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@phraktalz @petrillic @kcarruthers Chortle. Sometimes less is more indeed.

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@petrillic the what documentary
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in Spain lots of publicity for the propaganda movie. Of course this movie is set to get a lot of Grammy award nominations and win a Grammy
@softwarecoder @petrillic ...from FIFA?
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@petrillic it actually doesn’t exist. "Melania" is not from Netflix, and Variety never posted this.
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@petrillic Correct: it literally doesn’t exist.
- Variety has not reviewed the film, as far as I can tell
- The same quip has been a meme about poorly-received movies for years, at least as far back as the Ghostbusters reboot
They did this gag literally in one of the Charlie's Angels movies (the good ones).
It's still funny.
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@petrillic Correct: it literally doesn’t exist.
- Variety has not reviewed the film, as far as I can tell
- The same quip has been a meme about poorly-received movies for years, at least as far back as the Ghostbusters reboot
@neilk The oldest version I saw was Bill Hader, talking about Sam Raimi's "Crimewave.' It's still a solid bit.
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@petrillic Lol!
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@neilk The oldest version I saw was Bill Hader, talking about Sam Raimi's "Crimewave.' It's still a solid bit.
@NicknamesOfGod Yeah. Jokes, for non-professionals, should be shared and copied and reused.
but then just…. do the bit.
Don’t wrap it in one dull meme form (the perfect X doesn’t exist…) and then screenshot another meme that tried to make it sound like there was an eppppicccc clapback in a major news site, that neither you nor your audience read
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk
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I know that’s an old joke, but it still made me laugh!
