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The perfect movie review doesn’t….

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  • Arcadiagt5A Arcadiagt5

    @petrillic @kcarruthers Although I appreciate this for how topical/current it is, my personal favourite remains the review someone gave the abysmal sequel to the anime OAV series Bubblegum Crisis.

    The sequel was called Bubblegum Crash.

    The review in question: “And it DID.”

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    @arcadiagt5 @petrillic @kcarruthers

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    • Chris PetrilliP Chris Petrilli

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      @petrillic Correct: it literally doesn’t exist.

      - Variety has not reviewed the film, as far as I can tell

      - The same quip has been a meme about poorly-received movies for years, at least as far back as the Ghostbusters reboot

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        @petrillic
        in Spain lots of publicity for the propaganda movie. Of course this movie is set to get a lot of Grammy award nominations and win a Grammy

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        • Chris PetrilliP Chris Petrilli

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          @petrillic another Nazi zombie movie? No thanks.

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            @petrillic Something that finally tops the review for Doolittle...

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            • Chris PetrilliP Chris Petrilli

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              @petrillic It is a bribe from Bezos, therefore Amazno, not Netflix.

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                I wonder when the CAM version is going to hit the pirate streaming services?
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                • Chris PetrilliP Chris Petrilli

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                  @petrillic

                  😬

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                  • Chris PetrilliP Chris Petrilli

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                    @petrillic Nobody does it better than Variety. Their best line since "Hicks Nix Sticks Pix"

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                    • Chris PetrilliP Chris Petrilli

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                      @petrillic why waste time on melanie when we have one battle after another

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                      • Chris PetrilliP Chris Petrilli

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                        @petrillic I wish I could find the cite for this! Anyone got a link?

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                        • phraktalzP phraktalz

                          @arcadiagt5 @petrillic @kcarruthers

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                          @phraktalz @petrillic @kcarruthers Chortle. Sometimes less is more indeed. 🙂

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                            @petrillic the what documentary

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                              @petrillic
                              in Spain lots of publicity for the propaganda movie. Of course this movie is set to get a lot of Grammy award nominations and win a Grammy

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                              @softwarecoder @petrillic ...from FIFA?

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                              • Chris PetrilliP Chris Petrilli

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                                @petrillic it actually doesn’t exist. "Melania" is not from Netflix, and Variety never posted this.

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                                • Neil KandalgaonkarN Neil Kandalgaonkar

                                  @petrillic Correct: it literally doesn’t exist.

                                  - Variety has not reviewed the film, as far as I can tell

                                  - The same quip has been a meme about poorly-received movies for years, at least as far back as the Ghostbusters reboot

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                                  @neilk @petrillic

                                  They did this gag literally in one of the Charlie's Angels movies (the good ones).

                                  It's still funny.

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                                  • Neil KandalgaonkarN Neil Kandalgaonkar

                                    @petrillic Correct: it literally doesn’t exist.

                                    - Variety has not reviewed the film, as far as I can tell

                                    - The same quip has been a meme about poorly-received movies for years, at least as far back as the Ghostbusters reboot

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                                    @neilk The oldest version I saw was Bill Hader, talking about Sam Raimi's "Crimewave.' It's still a solid bit.

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                                    • Chris PetrilliP Chris Petrilli

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                                      @petrillic Lol!

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                                        @neilk The oldest version I saw was Bill Hader, talking about Sam Raimi's "Crimewave.' It's still a solid bit.

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                                        @NicknamesOfGod Yeah. Jokes, for non-professionals, should be shared and copied and reused.

                                        but then just…. do the bit.

                                        Don’t wrap it in one dull meme form (the perfect X doesn’t exist…) and then screenshot another meme that tried to make it sound like there was an eppppicccc clapback in a major news site, that neither you nor your audience read

                                        Thank you for coming to my TED Talk

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                                        • Chris PetrilliP Chris Petrilli

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                                          @petrillic
                                          I know that’s an old joke, but it still made me laugh!

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