@petrillic @kcarruthers To be fair, if I must, had it been an original and not a sequel to a beloved series, Crash would probably have received a “meh” response and been mostly forgotten. It was only because it WAS a direct sequel to Crisis that it achieved such infamy in anime fandom…

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"I only regret that I have but one boost to give!"

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@petrillic There's one on Netflix too?

@petrillic should I outlive the cockroaches, I will never come up with anything that brilliant.

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@petrillic Correct: it literally doesn’t exist.

- Variety has not reviewed the film, as far as I can tell

- The same quip has been a meme about poorly-received movies for years, at least as far back as the Ghostbusters reboot

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in Spain lots of publicity for the propaganda movie. Of course this movie is set to get a lot of Grammy award nominations and win a Grammy

@petrillic another Nazi zombie movie? No thanks.

@petrillic Something that finally tops the review for Doolittle...

@petrillic It is a bribe from Bezos, therefore Amazno, not Netflix.

I wonder when the CAM version is going to hit the pirate streaming services?

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@petrillic Nobody does it better than Variety. Their best line since "Hicks Nix Sticks Pix"

@petrillic why waste time on melanie when we have one battle after another

@petrillic I wish I could find the cite for this! Anyone got a link?

@phraktalz @petrillic @kcarruthers Chortle. Sometimes less is more indeed.

@petrillic the what documentary

@softwarecoder @petrillic ...from FIFA?

@petrillic it actually doesn’t exist. "Melania" is not from Netflix, and Variety never posted this.