@petrillic Correct: it literally doesn’t exist.

- Variety has not reviewed the film, as far as I can tell

- The same quip has been a meme about poorly-received movies for years, at least as far back as the Ghostbusters reboot

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in Spain lots of publicity for the propaganda movie. Of course this movie is set to get a lot of Grammy award nominations and win a Grammy

@petrillic another Nazi zombie movie? No thanks.

@petrillic Something that finally tops the review for Doolittle...

@petrillic It is a bribe from Bezos, therefore Amazno, not Netflix.

I wonder when the CAM version is going to hit the pirate streaming services?

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@petrillic Nobody does it better than Variety. Their best line since "Hicks Nix Sticks Pix"

@petrillic why waste time on melanie when we have one battle after another

@petrillic I wish I could find the cite for this! Anyone got a link?

@phraktalz @petrillic @kcarruthers Chortle. Sometimes less is more indeed.

@petrillic the what documentary

@softwarecoder @petrillic ...from FIFA?

@petrillic it actually doesn’t exist. "Melania" is not from Netflix, and Variety never posted this.

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They did this gag literally in one of the Charlie's Angels movies (the good ones).

It's still funny.

@neilk The oldest version I saw was Bill Hader, talking about Sam Raimi's "Crimewave.' It's still a solid bit.

@petrillic Lol!

@NicknamesOfGod Yeah. Jokes, for non-professionals, should be shared and copied and reused.

but then just…. do the bit.

Don’t wrap it in one dull meme form (the perfect X doesn’t exist…) and then screenshot another meme that tried to make it sound like there was an eppppicccc clapback in a major news site, that neither you nor your audience read

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk

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I know that’s an old joke, but it still made me laugh!

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