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  • Chris PetrilliP Chris Petrilli

    The perfect movie review doesn’t….

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    @petrillic

    "I only regret that I have but one boost to give!"

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    • Chris PetrilliP Chris Petrilli

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      @petrillic @UKFilmNerd 😙👌

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      • Chris PetrilliP Chris Petrilli

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        @petrillic There's one on Netflix too?

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        • Chris PetrilliP Chris Petrilli

          The perfect movie review doesn’t….

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          @petrillic should I outlive the cockroaches, I will never come up with anything that brilliant.

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          • Arcadiagt5A Arcadiagt5

            @petrillic @kcarruthers Although I appreciate this for how topical/current it is, my personal favourite remains the review someone gave the abysmal sequel to the anime OAV series Bubblegum Crisis.

            The sequel was called Bubblegum Crash.

            The review in question: “And it DID.”

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            @arcadiagt5 @petrillic @kcarruthers

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            • Chris PetrilliP Chris Petrilli

              The perfect movie review doesn’t….

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              @petrillic Correct: it literally doesn’t exist.

              - Variety has not reviewed the film, as far as I can tell

              - The same quip has been a meme about poorly-received movies for years, at least as far back as the Ghostbusters reboot

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              • Chris PetrilliP Chris Petrilli

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                @petrillic
                in Spain lots of publicity for the propaganda movie. Of course this movie is set to get a lot of Grammy award nominations and win a Grammy

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                • Chris PetrilliP Chris Petrilli

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                  @petrillic another Nazi zombie movie? No thanks.

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                  • Chris PetrilliP Chris Petrilli

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                    @petrillic Something that finally tops the review for Doolittle...

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                    • Chris PetrilliP Chris Petrilli

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                      @petrillic It is a bribe from Bezos, therefore Amazno, not Netflix.

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                      • Lio NovelliG This user is from outside of this forum
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                        I wonder when the CAM version is going to hit the pirate streaming services?
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                        • Chris PetrilliP Chris Petrilli

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                          @petrillic

                          😬

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                          • Chris PetrilliP Chris Petrilli

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                            @petrillic Nobody does it better than Variety. Their best line since "Hicks Nix Sticks Pix"

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                            • Chris PetrilliP Chris Petrilli

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                              @petrillic why waste time on melanie when we have one battle after another

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                              • Chris PetrilliP Chris Petrilli

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                                @petrillic I wish I could find the cite for this! Anyone got a link?

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                                • phraktalzP phraktalz

                                  @arcadiagt5 @petrillic @kcarruthers

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                                  @phraktalz @petrillic @kcarruthers Chortle. Sometimes less is more indeed. 🙂

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                                  • Chris PetrilliP Chris Petrilli

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                                    @petrillic the what documentary

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                                      @petrillic
                                      in Spain lots of publicity for the propaganda movie. Of course this movie is set to get a lot of Grammy award nominations and win a Grammy

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                                      @softwarecoder @petrillic ...from FIFA?

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                                      • Chris PetrilliP Chris Petrilli

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                                        @petrillic it actually doesn’t exist. "Melania" is not from Netflix, and Variety never posted this.

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                                        • Neil KandalgaonkarN Neil Kandalgaonkar

                                          @petrillic Correct: it literally doesn’t exist.

                                          - Variety has not reviewed the film, as far as I can tell

                                          - The same quip has been a meme about poorly-received movies for years, at least as far back as the Ghostbusters reboot

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                                          @neilk @petrillic

                                          They did this gag literally in one of the Charlie's Angels movies (the good ones).

                                          It's still funny.

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